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Markup /qa/33716
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I like her because she's me. (You) and (Me) are nothing alike, mayafag. Learn your place, mayafag: (You) are nothing compared to us trve MayaDEITIES. (You) will never be a true MayaGOD. (You) aren't asocial. (You) aren't a bed rotting loser. (You) aren't sad. (You) don't cut Maya into your thigh. (You) aren't a shitskin mutt. (You) aren't fugly. (You) don't praise and worship Maya like we do. Instead, (You) want to date her. (You) don't know that Maya's empire is not of the physical realm. (You) will never be a real MayaDEITY. Sacrifice (You)r life for Maya. Do it now.
