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>Hey, no offense but you look like you've posted on 4cuck for a bit, where are you immigrating from?
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>Wow, you have posted on 4cuck then. I've never posted there but I met some users who did.
>Well, hi then. I'm Zach. I live in a splinter of the basedsphere.
<You live in a splinter of the basedsphere?
>Well, a bunker, if you want to get technical. I think it sounds gemmier my way.
>But I am not there much anymore. I'm usually out here scouting and keeping up on things for my fellow users. Whatever they need.
<So you just leave your fellow posters in the bunker?
>Yeah. I am not worried. They can handle themselves. But somebody has to keep an eye on things, know what I mean?
>And actually these days, I think they'd rather have me on xitter anyway. But that's a whole other SNCA.
>So, listen, can I ask you something from goyim to goyim?
<This better be good
>I had a run-in with this group calling themselves the Zaryans. Pretty strange bunch. Do you know anything about them?
<[Internet knowledge 6/6] They keep to their own unless you mention this dutch cartoon.
>Well, that shouldn't be a problem for me. I don't watch anything like that!
>Hey, so, where are you headed anyways?
<The Streety
>Nice, I heard they posted these funny looking wojaks once.
>I'll be honest. You're the first poster I've run across that doesn't seem completely insane and stuck in his own ass.
>There are sites I've never been to that'd be too coaly for just me. What do you think? Maybe we could post together, help each other out?
<Okay, sure 
>That's the spirit. One thing you should know first, %%though%%. I asked you about the Zaryans, because I am one of them.
>I know, I know. But I had to know how you'd react when I told you. We're not very liked online!
>You still good to post along with me?
<Actually it's not a problem now that I know you aren't a complete nufag.
>I am great at making people mad. Not gonna lie. It's a gift.
>Well, thanks for taking a chance on a naive basedposter with the past in his mind and a penchant for weaponized autism.
>Let's go post some gems then
<[Zach has given you the Orange 'Teen Perk]