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>>85736 OP have you tried making a Coco? OP have you tried summoning Coco? OP have you tried talking to women and finding the one most similar to Coco? OP have you tried going schizo? OP have you tried praying to God, so that he can send you a Coco? OP have you tried meeting a woman and raising your daughter to be like Coco and then die due to a "lightning strike"? OP have you tried manifesting Coco into reality? OP have you tried appreciating Coco, what she stands for, and how she would wish for you to be your best self? OP have you tried projecting Coco into reality? OP have you tried becoming trans and becoming like Coco? OP have you tried dimension-hopping into one of the Ongezellig universes? OP have you tried frankensteining a Coco into reality? OP have you tried becoming a scientist, who majors in biology and making a Coco? OP have you tried hallucinating Coco into reality and stop taking your MEDs?
