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>be a /co/pedo
>dreaming about cunny and having sex with little children 
>wake up
>jerk off (first round out of 15 today)
>open 4cuck
>OH. MY. BASED.
>ONGEZELLIG PORN DUMP THREAD (this will own the spycucks) AND MY
 /CO/PHILES POSTING CP ON CATBOX LINKS (topkek)
>Keep bumping the thread and gooning to the free 'p until those obsessed onionspammers inevitably arrive and I am forced to leave
>open Twitter (fuck normies tho)
>immediate AI Ongezellig porn on my timeline
>Ohhh based Moot thank you for this goonerfuel that saved our precious 4negro.shit oh thanks o algo brap KEEEEEEEEEEEK
>jerk off again
>check the R34 tag
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Ongezellig porn without blacked queen of spades symbolism?!?! 
>clitty explodes
>Spend the next 7 hours meticulously editing the porn to look like your perfect BNWO sissy fantasies
>the post goes through 
>there's already a BWC edit of it
>/v/rage_png because I never grew out of 2007 evendoe I never used /v/ once in my life
>oh well, time to check the soitrannies out
>set up my proxy that will get caught in a massive leak in a week
>there's only wojak shit 
>scroll more
>find an incredibly old post with agugu in it
>waitforit_png
>post about how much you want to rail this toddler and that moralfags can go fuck themselves 
>get banned 0.3 petoseconds later
>#owned, 4cuck wins again
>open my gooning discord
>post about my ban on there saying how all of the moralfags fucking lost
>my other discordxisters start to validate my gender and spam more 'p they just wasted their entire day drawing
>feelsgood_png
>go on Xitter again
>soinigs are flooding the tag again with their wojak nonsense 
>heh, I got this.png
>start to use their lingo against them
>start to spam cp in the threads because the app is a based cunnylord epstein island nest
>A spytroon says he will dox me
>This puzzles me because 4shit is the ultimate boss hack0r doxer of the internet  
>before I am finished jerking myself off to the "good days", my entire fulldox with address, IP and face attached and a tacky soywoahjack is posted for everyone to see
>try to play it off
>the wojakspammer doesn't yield
>remember then about browsing their site on a shitty proxy
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!