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>Hey Maya, why are you late to school?
<MY FUCKING BACKPACK IS HEAVY AS SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Maybe you should try working out
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WILL CUT IN TO MY GOONING HOURS AND I CAN'T LOSE THAT TIME! I NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE MY FAVORITE PORN SITES HAVEN'T UPDATED SO I DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE NEW PORN! I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO GOON TO IT!
>Well maybe you're carrying too much stuff then?
<NOOO I- WELL OKAY FINE MAYBE I CAN LOSE SOME OF THESE TISSUES. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WHIPE MY TEARS OF LONELINESS ON MY SWEATER INSTEAD. *opens backpack*. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A BOMB??!?!?!?
>No it's a rocket. *Coco hits a button which activates the Maya rocket*
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Maya blasts off again like Team Rocket*
>GEG!