Markup /zellig/96277

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>>70720
OP here, I've decided to make a couple minor adjustments to the lyrics to better fit the flow and make some of the lyrics a little more relevant. Also please excuse my slfness everyone, I just really need to get an actually nonshitty mic before I dare put my voice onto this website again. Anyway, feel free to say your thoughts about my revisions. 
>Zem Control to Major Zoot
>Zem Control to Major Zoot
>Take your zolpidem and learn your dutch
>Zem Control to Major Zoot (tien, negen, acht, zeven, thrembo)
>Drinking stroopwafelsap, ingesting kruidnoten (zes, vijf, vier)
>Check the Jannycord and may Bob's love be with you (drie, twee, één)
>This is Zem Control to Major Zoot
>You've made thread of the week
>And the Zaryans want to know which zems you bump
>Now it's time to post a zemerald if you dare
>-"This is Major Zoot to Zem Control
>I'm painting the board orange
>And I'm bumping in a most peculiar way
>And the 'log looks very different today
>For here
>Am I posting on the zarty
>Far above the 'cuck
>slash-ze-llig is locked
>And there's nothing I can do
>Though I've 'mined one hundred thousand reels
>I'm feeling orangepilled
>And I think my browser knows which posts to 'quote
>Tell Bob I love him very much-"he knows
>Zem Control to Major Zoot
>Your pilot's dead, there's something wrong
>Can you hear me Major Zoot?
>Can you hear me Major Zoot?
>Can you hear me Major Zoot?
>Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder
>Far above the /co/
>Slash-ze-llig is locked
>And there's nothing I can do