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>OH MY A /POL/ITICAL COMPASS?
Alright here's an explanation for every one of them 
>Mymy
She uses (((communist))) imagery and makes some (((comments))) about muh heckin' based Congolese BIPOC getting slaughtered but she also shoots for power at every chance possible so she goes right up into Auth
>Adam
Proud Kazakhistani therefore definitely somewhere in the right
>Bert 
This like many others will be based upon their clothing and general feels, in this case xhis more traditional clothes suggest he's also on the right
>Henk
Stereotype of the chimney crawler, on the right too
>Ilse
She's a kike
>Sjef
Cucked male therefore on the Left
>Roos
Like many other female characters and women irl, she tends to the Left
>Coco
Neutral-Left because she's a woman and gets heckin' offended by muh racism
>Axel
Stereotypical man in traditional clothes, goes center right
>Tryn
Stereotypical Dutch girl, on the Right too
>Rens
His position is based solely on the fact he looks like a chud
>Stan
All nordics vote left
>Wiel
All mediterraneans vote right
>Cleo
Progressive nigger which will groom Coco into pooning out
>Cato
Woman therefore on the Left
>Maya
She just wants to be left alone and play music and goons to hentai, tending libertarian
>Kiki
She's a literal pirate
>Zoey 
Reads gay fics and is a woman, you can't be more left than that
>Goof
ytboi larping as a rastafarian 
>Yfke
She only smokes and doesn't give a fuck about anything else
>Koos
Like all slavs she dislikes anything that is considered left, and does drugs