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Was gonna say Reddit but I’m actually gonna pretend to care about this
>NOOOOOOOOOO MUH REDDIT THREAD
Who gives a fuck, this place has been plagued by endless SNCA xitter threads for the past months anyways so clearly we all do care too much about the stuff we pretend to shit on every other few posts
>Long autistic ‘zellig analysis incoming of zoiets
Starting off with Coco’s band, they’re all different flavors of the same Dutch shitlib hivemind. Yfke is a pothead with not a thought behind those aheagaogoogoo eyes and doesn’t seem like the type to give a shit about politics unless it’s about legalizing weed and hugging trees. I’d say she’s somewhere at the very bottom of the green square, very left leaning. From here we can make a jump to the other members of the band. The band is called “Running In The 60s”. With the 60s came the Civil Rights Movement (and what did that bring us, zaryans?). Also came with the introduction of birth control (again, devastating) and Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I have a dream”
>”Marge, how is this relevant?”
The 60s was known for everything leftlibs adore. Cleo is black which naturally puts her somewhere in the green corner as well, but the Y axis is more tricky. On one hand she’d hate police and would likely support BLM, but on the other hand she does strike me as a wannabe commie. So I’m unsure about this one. Next up is Zoey. She looks like she’d be the most authoritarian (but still left) out of the group. However, I think actually political people would scare Coco off. Coco is most likely to be friends with apolitical stoic hippies than people who actually give a fuck about politics. Also I think only Zoey and Cleo would vote
>Reddit space
Maya is 100% a centrist, maybe more lib-leaning than authoritarian, but regarding left vs right thing she’s a fence-sitter. Too indifferent about anything other than her own social struggles to care about those of a collective society. Politics don’t matter to her. She probably doesn’t vote either. Whatever government would be in charge of her country, it would work for her. What happens outside of her own bedroom is none of her concern as she just wants to sit inside and goon all day. Mymy is clearly authoritarian, no doubt about that, but whether she’d be more left or right leaning is difficult to decide. The poster behind her during her presentation in deel 2 was inspired by a Mao poster but there’s a lot about her behavior that overlaps perfectly with online Dutch right-wingers too (talking about her VOC obsession and hatred for Belgium). A lot of communist leaders that we know didn’t practice what they preached so it’s not like the whole left-right bullshit matters when we’re talking about dictators
>or like it fucking matters or works that way at all but for the sake of this thread let’s entertain the delusion that it does 
Anyway, if Mymy were to rule over The Netherlands she’d 100% be racist towards Belgians and consider them a different breed, which would make her more right leaning. I’d place her very high up on the Y axis and just a little to the right on the X axis
>agoogoo
Kiki LARPs as a pirate so libertarian and I do not care about the rest. Now let’s let this thread die.