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Markup /zellig/80244
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**The 'Jakker** - soyparody of The Gambler by Kenny Rogers On a warm summer's evenin' on a board oh so dusty I met up with a 'jakker we were both too tired to post So we took turns a-starin' at the threads on the sharty The pph it dwindled and he began to speak He said 'teen, I've made a life out of baitin' and replyin' And knowin' they were seethin' by the leakage and their cries So if you don't mind my sayin', I can see your thread is dyin' For a taste of your spr-o-oke I'll give you some advice So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow Then he bumped a 'zellig thread and he scrolled through the site And the 'sphere got deathly quiet and his threads die oh so quickly Said "if you're gonna post online, boy, you gotta learn to post it right. You gotta know when to bump 'em, know when to sage 'em Know when to DNI and know when to 'port You never quote the numbers when you're quotin' with a soyjak There'll be time enough for OC when the baiter's done Every 'jakker knows that the secret to good tracin' Is knowin' what makes a good jak and knowin' what does gleam 'Cause every 'jak's a gemstone and every 'jak's a brimstone And the best thing you can hope for is to wake from this dream And when he finished speakin', he turned back to his PC Closed out of his browser and faded of to sleep And somewhere in the coalmine, the 'jakker, he found iron But in his final words, I found a gem that I could keep You gotta know when to bump 'em, know when to sage 'em Know when to DNI and know when to 'port You never quote the numbers when you're quotin' with a soyjak There'll be time enough for OC when the baiter's done You gotta know when to bump 'em, know when to sage 'em Know when to DNI and know when to 'port You never quote the numbers when you're quotin' with a soyjak There'll be time enough for OC when the baiter's done You gotta know when to bump 'em, know when to sage 'em Know when to DNI and know when to 'port You never quote the numbers when you're quotin' with a soyjak There'll be time enough for OC when the baiter's done
