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>>79533
Look, this is my headcanon for coco. Parents with her driving during a rainy thunderous night when their car broke down on their way to Orania. Her father was fixing the car while her pregnant mother is sitting inside with Coco. A few nigger bandits comes out brandishing machete asking for handouts. Coco's father with tire iron forced to defend himself taking down a few niggers before getting slashed to death. Coco's mother seeing it ran away to the wilderness bringing Coco but it was dark so she has trouble escaping nigger bandits. Eventually nigger bandits catched up to her but a lightning struck her pregnant mother and nigger bandits, mortally wounding her mother. In panic, little Coco tried to drive the car (to find assistance) but since she's a dumb blonde swerved her car straight onto Ravi's car (who was travelling for a business trip). Soei who was with Ravi saw Coco all bloodied up called the authorities before it was covered up in the South Africa news media. Coco is adopted by Soei/Ravi and the rest is history. 
>It's just a headcanon please don't take it seriously