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This website has ruined my sleep schedule and taken over my life
I used to get to bed at 11pm every night, but then I discovered the zarty, now I’m on here all hours of the day, I’ll look at the ‘log, bumping threads I like and saging threads I don’t (which doesn’t matter since the OP just bumps them anyways), I make edits and videos on my computer, getting a twinge of satisfaction in life every time someone replies “zem”, I’ve probably made over 50 videos and hundreds of images at this point, some of which have taken whole days of work to complete. I post on the ‘booru and twitter, keeping up with all the latest drama, replying to threads but mostly just lurking, when I run out of things to see there I go back on /zellig/, if it’s dead like during the day I go on the ziki, reading about memes and references of years past, and raids that we’ve partaken in. Late into the night I’m on here, it will be 3 in the morning and I’ll still be obsessively checking the ‘log and the ‘ru to see if anything interesting is happening. I even reply to bait for fun sometimes, it’s a part of the culture I say, I feign offense at even the most tired old bait, from BBC cocoposting to 'epes, with the thought in my head that the crusty ‘cordnigger who posted the thread is thinking he’s trolling me, but I’m trolling him instead. Even when I’m out with friends, if the conversation dies down I’ll open my phone and check the zarty, replying to threads. I get drunk just to post nonsenseralds on /zellig/ and /qa/. I’ve even incorporated 'zellig into my speech patterns, I tried to say lines from the Deels, but I don't understand Dutch enough to be able to, and when I get 5 minutes for myself, the first thing I do is check /zellig/. I’m thankful I didn’t know about this site in highschool or I would have failed all my classes. It’s 1am where I am right now, and I’ve spent the last 5 hours straight looking at 'zellig. I went to tour my local college and there was a picture of a baby with a binky and I almost laughed audibly. I even vandalized a random parking lot near my house to shill ongezellig. I wake up tired most mornings because I was looking at the zelligsphere late into the night, and I’ve noticed 'zellig references appearing in my normal routines. If you’ve used this site for a while there is a very high chance that I’ve replied to your posts at some point.
Please never shut this site down, or else I think I would kill myself
>arrow so I don’t look like that