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I know she's not a sister, but I'd still choose Vera, albeit at a more underwhelming scale than you'd expect. She's tired of the sisters' shit, and it's only a matter of time before she hears one 'schoolocaust' joke too many and finally takes her own life (and, with it, her rockstar dreams). Sure, none of the students will die, but their LIVELIHOODS will sure evaporate quick-smart, replaced with a lifetime of guilt, when the principal ushers everyone into the gym to deliver the news. What's more depressing than one life unfulfilled and replaced by guilty paralysis? A classroom of 'em.
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As for Maya snapping? Don't kid me. She's barely ever committed to anything in her life; do you really think that she, with her Ahh-Day-Day, could really co-ordinate another ER incident?