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>She is so cute and beautiful, guys. I'm literally crying and sobbing because of her beauty. I don't think I've ever seen a more perfect girl. I would scale the Sahara for her. I would scream "NIGGER!" in the ghetto for her. I would swim across the Pacific Ocean for her. I would go to war for her. I would fight a polar bear for her. I would fight until my last breath for her. I would let myself infinitely drift in space until I perished for her. I would climb Mt. Everest 20 times for her. I wish I could hold her and comfort her. I wish I could ride bikes all across the Netherlands with her. I wish I could go to a fancy restaurant with her. I wish I could hold her hand while we go shopping. I wish I could carry her in my arms and hear her laugh. I wish I could go on a Ferris wheel with her. I wish I could make breakfast for her. I wish I could travel around the world with her and make fun of the subhumans. I wish I could grow old with her. I wish I could come home with tulips in my hand so I could see her amazing smile. I wish I could attack and kill Moroccans with her. I love her so much. Go ahead. Call me a schizo. Call me a faggot. I don't care. I would do literally anything for her.