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>I was browsing the zooru as I normally do to look for some gems to post in a reply to a thread I saw.
>Then suddenly a strange mp3 file appeared out of nowhere on the front page.
>Out of curiosity I clicked on it and what I heard was so vile and disgusting I immediately tried to close the tab, but it wouldn't let me.
>I tried to report the post, however when I did my screen went blue with the audio continuing to play.
>In the audio I recognized Maya's voice over the sounds of gooning.
>She was saying how little boys and girls are the only things that could get her off.
>Repulsed, I tried to shut my pc off, but it wouldn't let me.
>I started to smell a strange stench coming from outside my room.
>I tried to open my door but it was locked.
>I started to panic as the audio was getting louder and louder.
>The audio now changed and subliminal messages were playing along with links to archived 'p
>My skin started to darken in color and eyes were turning yellow.
>Goon to agugu porn on ==[REDACTED]== right now was the final message it said.
>I was terrified and decided to try to destroy my pc.
>But whatever I tried nothing worked, the audio just kept playing.
>It was now just playing 'p audio.
>My skin had turned completely vantablack at this point.
>Now having lost hope I laid on the ground crying as the audio kept playing for the next 30 minutes.
>As the last 5 minutes approach the odd smell started to disappear and my skin and eyes were turning back to normal.
>The audio file stopped playing and my screen showed the zooru front page again.
>I quickly checked the zooru only to see that the post was gone.
>I checked my files to make sure nothing was downloaded and thankfully nothing was.
>This is my story on why you never click on an mp3 file on the zooru at 3 am.