Markup /brabant/9127

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>Be Moldavian 
>Your ancestors were semi-nomadic barbarians who got rightfully evicted by Christian Romans, changing the genetic makeup for centuries to come
>When the barbarians DO come back, they wreck everything and then get sodomized by the Great Khan not even a hundred years later
>Become a battleground to stop the mongols from advancing further into Europe, cementing Moldavia as the shithole of Eastern Europe 
>Fall under different rule, including Polish, Hungarian and Romanian rule, only to fall to the Ottoman's influence and diluting whatever concept of Moldavia existed by then
>Your economy become so shit under Ottoman rule that your princes resort to using counterfeit foreign currency instead of your own currency. This continued for decades
>This gives an opportunity for other bigger powers such as Poland or Russia to use the area as a testing ground for their troops, with "Moldavia" ultimately losing most of its territories to them
>Sudden influx of Ashkenazi Jews when Russia started to knock on their borders for good measure
>The United Kingdom somehow decides that corruption during Moldavian elections warranted an union with the state of Wallachia, this gives a semblance of freedom until they decide they would rather get raped by the Romanians than the Soviets
>Romania sacrifices them to the Soviets anyways
>During the dissolution of the USSR, your country gets so shitty that it somehow fragments into two governments
>The "main" Moldavia is today's a typical SNCA country, second poorest in Europe and also anti-Russian, because Moldavians have no identity but to pretend they're not Romanians