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>>>>>>Be Serbian 
>>>>>>Be the good lapdog of bordering empires since your inception, with Greeks and Romans living rent free on your lands 
>>>>>>The only thing the other populations know you're good at is sucking their cocks and paying tributes 
>>>>>>After the fall of the Roman Empire, decide to suck the cocks of the Byzantines, still ends up paying tributes 
>>>>>>After the fall of the Byzantine Empire, establish an """""empire""""" that is smaller than today's France
>>>>>>Still get raped by the Ottomans, enslaved, islamized and mutted into niggerhell
>>>>>>Also get raped by the Hasburgs for good measure
>>>>>>Your "glorious revolution" against the Ottomans fails not once but twice
>>>>>>Only manage to get rid of the Turkroaches after daddy central power Hasburg told them to fuck off
>>>>>>Still get cucked at the Congress of Berlin, making Serbia a de facto vassal state
>>>>>>Muh 1848 revolution heckin' kicked the Hasburgs out though
>>>>>>Beat on the dead nigger body of the Ottoman Empire twice and claim absolute victory or however the Russian cock is sucked 
>>>>>>The Hasburgs are still there albeit 
>>>>>>Since Serbians are low IQ slavs, decide to kill the Archduke, condemning Europe to a century of gay wars 
>>>>>>Still get raped during WW1 then claim "victory" after taking the highest losses in the war
>>>>>>Muh heckin' utopia Yugoslavia 
>>>>>>Also get raped during WW2 despite trying their hardest to suck the Axis' cock
>>>>>>After the end of the war, end up a communist Jewish puppet state yummy Russian cock
>>>>>>Muh heckin' secular communist utopia collapses
>>>>>>Even though located in Europe, attack your neighbors like third worlders do
>>>>>>Get charged for genocide and cockblocked by the UN, the latter establishing the country of Kosovo
>>>>>>Still seethe about Kosovo to this day
>>>>>>Today a war torn shithole whose national sport, you guessed it, is sucking Russian cock
>>>>>Reminds me of Estonia