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>>>>Be Serbian 
>>>>Be the good lapdog of bordering empires since your inception, with Greeks and Romans living rent free on your lands 
>>>>The only thing the other populations know you're good at is sucking their cocks and paying tributes 
>>>>After the fall of the Roman Empire, decide to suck the cocks of the Byzantines, still ends up paying tributes 
>>>>After the fall of the Byzantine Empire, establish an """""empire""""" that is smaller than today's France
>>>>Still get raped by the Ottomans, enslaved, islamized and mutted into niggerhell
>>>>Also get raped by the Hasburgs for good measure
>>>>Your "glorious revolution" against the Ottomans fails not once but twice
>>>>Only manage to get rid of the Turkroaches after daddy central power Hasburg told them to fuck off
>>>>Still get cucked at the Congress of Berlin, making Serbia a de facto vassal state
>>>>Muh 1848 revolution heckin' kicked the Hasburgs out though
>>>>Beat on the dead nigger body of the Ottoman Empire twice and claim absolute victory or however the Russian cock is sucked 
>>>>The Hasburgs are still there albeit 
>>>>Since Serbians are low IQ slavs, decide to kill the Archduke, condemning Europe to a century of gay wars 
>>>>Still get raped during WW1 then claim "victory" after taking the highest losses in the war
>>>>Muh heckin' utopia Yugoslavia 
>>>>Also get raped during WW2 despite trying their hardest to suck the Axis' cock
>>>>After the end of the war, end up a communist Jewish puppet state yummy Russian cock
>>>>Muh heckin' secular communist utopia collapses
>>>>Even though located in Europe, attack your neighbors like third worlders do
>>>>Get charged for genocide and cockblocked by the UN, the latter establishing the country of Kosovo
>>>>Still seethe about Kosovo to this day
>>>>Today a war torn shithole whose national sport, you guessed it, is sucking Russian cock
>>>Reminds me of Estonia