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>>>Be Serbian 
>>>Be the good lapdog of bordering empires since your inception, with Greeks and Romans living rent free on your lands 
>>>The only thing the other populations know you're good at is sucking their cocks and paying tributes 
>>>After the fall of the Roman Empire, decide to suck the cocks of the Byzantines, still ends up paying tributes 
>>>After the fall of the Byzantine Empire, establish an """""empire""""" that is smaller than today's France
>>>Still get raped by the Ottomans, enslaved, islamized and mutted into niggerhell
>>>Also get raped by the Hasburgs for good measure
>>>Your "glorious revolution" against the Ottomans fails not once but twice
>>>Only manage to get rid of the Turkroaches after daddy central power Hasburg told them to fuck off
>>>Still get cucked at the Congress of Berlin, making Serbia a de facto vassal state
>>>Muh 1848 revolution heckin' kicked the Hasburgs out though
>>>Beat on the dead nigger body of the Ottoman Empire twice and claim absolute victory or however the Russian cock is sucked 
>>>The Hasburgs are still there albeit 
>>>Since Serbians are low IQ slavs, decide to kill the Archduke, condemning Europe to a century of gay wars 
>>>Still get raped during WW1 then claim "victory" after taking the highest losses in the war
>>>Muh heckin' utopia Yugoslavia 
>>>Also get raped during WW2 despite trying their hardest to suck the Axis' cock
>>>After the end of the war, end up a communist Jewish puppet state yummy Russian cock
>>>Muh heckin' secular communist utopia collapses
>>>Even though located in Europe, attack your neighbors like third worlders do
>>>Get charged for genocide and cockblocked by the UN, the latter establishing the country of Kosovo
>>>Still seethe about Kosovo to this day
>>>Today a war torn shithole whose national sport, you guessed it, is sucking Russian cock
>>Reminds me of Estonia