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>Be Serbian 
>Be the good lapdog of bordering empires since your inception, with Greeks and Romans living rent free on your lands 
>The only thing the other populations know you're good at is sucking their cocks and paying tributes 
>After the fall of the Roman Empire, decide to suck the cocks of the Byzantines, still ends up paying tributes 
>After the fall of the Byzantine Empire, establish an """""empire""""" that is smaller than today's France
>Still get raped by the Ottomans, enslaved, islamized and mutted into niggerhell
>Also get raped by the Hasburgs for good measure
>Your "glorious revolution" against the Ottomans fails not once but twice
>Only manage to get rid of the Turkroaches after daddy central power Hasburg told them to fuck off
>Still get cucked at the Congress of Berlin, making Serbia a de facto vassal state
>Muh 1848 revolution heckin' kicked the Hasburgs out though
>Beat on the dead nigger body of the Ottoman Empire twice and claim absolute victory or however the Russian cock is sucked 
>The Hasburgs are still there albeit 
>Since Serbians are low IQ slavs, decide to kill the Archduke, condemning Europe to a century of gay wars 
>Still get raped during WW1 then claim "victory" after taking the highest losses in the war
>Muh heckin' utopia Yugoslavia 
>Also get raped during WW2 despite trying their hardest to suck the Axis' cock
>After the end of the war, end up a communist Jewish puppet state yummy Russian cock
>Muh heckin' secular communist utopia collapses
>Even though located in Europe, attack your neighbors like third worlders do
>Get charged for genocide and cockblocked by the UN, the latter establishing the country of Kosovo
>Still seethe about Kosovo to this day
>Today a war torn shithole whose national sport, you guessed it, is sucking Russian cock
Reminds me of Estonia