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Zaryan No.20524
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Apparently there's a guy named Zellig, but he's a kike. How do we account for this loss?
Zaryan No.20525
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Well kikes won so it’s not exactly a loss
Zaryan No.20541
>>20525
>fail to achieve your one (1) objective of purging enemy forces from a 25 mile strip of land, be too pussy to send infantry into the tunnels, beg for a ceasefire, release legit terrorists in exchange for the few landwhales you didn't accidentally mow down
>haha but we fired at some food lines, umad
Zaryan No.20542
>>20524
Looks like Jews won after all

Zaryan No.20529
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>BROO I LOVE WEED IT MAKES YOU SO CALM LIKE THE SOYJACK MEME
Zaryan No.20530
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Zaryan No.20532
I love weed because it lets me imagine Maya
Zaryan No.20534
>If smoking weed isn't an addiction then why do you smoke it everyday?
<BRO, WEED HAS LIKE A THOUSAND POSITIVE EFFECTS, LOOK AT THIS LONG ASS CHART THAT AGREES WITH WHAT I AM SAYING, IT'S JUST GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK?

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thread mover test 64 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.20499
Hsisks sals ss
Zaryan No.20500
Minor sharty GET on dnb splinter
Zaryan No.20501
>>20499
O algo
Zaryan No.20502
Ya kucch aur

Anonymous No.135
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test
Zaryan No.20434
Uuup

Anonymous No.134
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test
Zaryan No.6101
Zaryan No.13168
test
Zaryan No.20433
Bump

Question for Zaryans Zaryan No.20011 Last Page
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Which energy drink is good for you?For me its redbull (original) and black monster (Other one's tastedlike brimstone from depth of niggerhell) 29 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.20355
>>20011
never had an energy drink before but i want to try out a white monster
Zaryan No.20356
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Zaryan No.20391
>>20353
are you unironically made out of sunshine, lolipops and rainbows?
Zaryan No.20395
>>20391
I hope so

GET HEIST Zaryan No.20392
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GET 777777 ON /QA/
FOR ZELLIG
Zaryan No.20394
It's around 700 posts away and /qa/ averages 50 posts a hour

Zaryan No.19771 Last Page
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Who is Nophono?

Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?

According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

The Shape: Nophono is described as a tall, lanky, humanoid figure. He is extremely thin and elongated.

The Face: This is the most horrifying part. He is said to have no facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth. Just smooth, blank, flesh-colored skin where a face should be. This is a classic trait of many horror creatures (like the Slender Man or The Silence from Doctor Who) known as "blank face syndrome".

The Suit: He is almost always described as wearing a cheap, ill-fitting, garishly bright suit. The most common color mentioned is a vibrant, electric blue. The suit adds to the creepy, anachronistic feel, reminiscent of bad public access television.

The Behavior: He doesn't speak (hence the name "No-phono," meaning "no sound"). He just moves awkwardly and silently through a sparse, empty set, sometimes interacting with objects or puppets in a meaningless, repetitive way.

The Backstory of the Man Who Would Become Nophono

Before he was the faceless host of a cursed show, he was a man named Arthur Pendleton (or other similar, mundane names in various tellings).

Who He Was:

Arthur was a late-night public access television technician and aspiring children's show host in the early 1980s. He was a quiet, unassuming, and somewhat nervous man—deeply passionate about creating joyful, educational content for children but plagued by social anxiety and a lack of industry connections. He was the kind of man who felt invisible, which is why he obtained his CCW permit; he felt a need to protect himself in a world he found increasingly unpredictable.

The Project:

He poured all his savings, time, and soul into creating a pilot for his dream show, "Nophono's Happy Hour" (the name being a play on "phono" for sound, representing his hope to bring sound and joy). He built the sets himself, designed the puppets, and wrote all the songs and scripts. It was low-budget, awkward, but made with genuine heart.

The Tragedy:

The most common version of the story involves a terrible event, often a studio fire or a botched robbery. Arthur was at the studio late at night, working alone. Intruders broke in, or an electrical fault sparked a blaze. Panicked and fearing for his life, Arthur reached for his unregistered revolver.

In the robbery version, a confrontation ensued. Arthur may have fired the weapon, perhaps killing someone, an act of violence that shattered his gentle psyche in the very place he built for joy.

In the fire version, he was trapped. The synthetic materials of his sets and puppets burned quickly, releasing toxic fumes. The fire disfigured him, melting the features from his face and destroying everything he loved.

The Transformation:

This traumatic event—a violent collision of his dream and his fear in the very temple he built for it—didn't just kill Arthur Pendleton. It unmade him. The location of his passion and his trauma became a psychic scar on reality itself.

The entity that emerged was no longer Arthur. It was a broken, silent record of that moment of terror, doomed to endlessly replay a distorted, horrific version of the show he tried to create.

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Zaryan No.20365
>>20359
Ok this actually makes sense geg, good job making out this from an AI slop story
Zaryan No.20382
Nophono is the person who made Deel thrembo
Zaryan No.20387
>>19771
nophono here AMA
Zaryan No.20388
>>20387
What is your relation to baldi from baldi's basics

Zaryan No.20377
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https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13559622.html#13559710
retard unix time stamps that have 16 in the front are from 2023

Zaryan No.20369
>2020
<did you just fucking that coally forced meme FUCK YOU GET OUT OF /qa/ BACK TO [s4s]
>2025
<do you not not muh hecking troonslop go back you fuggen X boogeyman
Zaryan No.20374
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Zaryan No.20247 Last Page
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>snca
Here's 'ven 'cord server archive
Zoot, zuz and many zarty oldfags included here btw
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Zaryan No.20316
>>20315
>As a more personal way to connect with share zellig stuff with?
Why do you need a more personal way to share zellig stuff? What's about the zellig stuff that you want to share that needs to remain hidden?
Zaryan No.20317
Can't I just make friends with fellow Zaryans? >>20316
Zaryan No.20318
>>20317
my zaryan friends are awesome
Zaryan No.20366
>>20318
Mine too (I'm crazy, they don't exist)

TURN IT ORANGE Zaryan No.20362
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Currently /qa/ is filled with brimstone, let's gem it up by oranging the log up (partially done on first 3 pages)
<Let's give em something to look at. Catalog's looking real orange today
Zaryan No.20363
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<orange
Zaryan No.20364
what exactly is she yelling in that image?

Zaryan No.20319 Last Page
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+=BREAKING NEWS=+
lesotho flag found on 4chan 12 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.20337
>>20319
The jarty begins its colonization of 4cuck
Zaryan No.20338
>>20330
No Soot is Zoot
>both have a girlfriend
>both leave their sites to a mysterious buyer
>both spazz out at their users
>both are somewhat liberals
Zaryan No.20342
>>20337
the jarty has always been 4cuck doebeit
Zaryan No.20361
>>20327
failquote doebeit it would be
>>>15830078
>>Moot do something adminish. Impress me.

Zaryan No.20357
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>Forcing multiple people to become one
Zaryan No.20358
intriguing greentext, can't wait for the image to drop
Zaryan No.20360
>>20357
>Zach.png

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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.20002
It would be extremely painful
Zaryan No.20331
he didnt know it yet but his plane crashed
Zaryan No.20339
>>20331
with no survivors
Zaryan No.20341
>>20339
geg
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