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Why is discord such niggercoal brapstone? I gave it the benefit of the doubt and it made me want to kill myself after 2 minutes. How do zoomers get this retarded?
Zelligcacas, what is this?
https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/c511yz5ze18o
Hi, this is /qa/ Namefag from the 'party, Circus_2. I have been silently permabanned from there as whenever i try to post it says "This website has shut down." Please show this to anyone on the Sharty's /qa/.
Would Hitler Have Pronounced 'TWP' Like 'Tee Double-U Pee' or 'Tee Wee Pee?'.
I was over visiting cockvore freak one time because I was desperate to save up money while going to the Shoally meeting, So Cockwork let me stay over. At first things were normal but he used to say weird things like "mymy from 'zellig is so hot", I tried telling him that it's inappropriate and that he should stop but he wouldn't. Until one day when all the shoallychads were over, coswork said he needed to go for a minute. We all didn't think much of it until Hours passed by, I started to get suspicious and entered his room to see him gooning to mymy's feet, I was so scared I immediately screamed and ran out. Unknown to me coswork had turned into a complete monster, He took out his immense cock and started voring the entire room like the zellig porn he was gooning to and everyone tried escaping, I managed to get away safely and This is my story. Please share this around or coswork16 might cockvore you in your sleep.
this is probably among the worst places to ask for this kind of advice but I have no idea where else to go
how would I, as a Mayacel, approach a girl? every odd is in my favor, my friends said I have a shot and that she'd like me, the only obstacle is actually starting a conversation, what do I do Zaryans?
Here's a new 'toss for our favourite Jewish comedian, Shlomo Hyman, and his message to Elon Moskowitz. Long live Israel!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcUQI6gAaI
New dataminerald
Answer all of these questions to win a free shekel and Xi Jinpings signature
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSexNCpiJpnlNUvR28YSgkfVS6JTgvX1EI8chlfGRCwAzDRKfg/viewform?usp=sf_link
Do you also look through old zellig threads on 4chan remembering those good old days?
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post your cosworks here
>this is what the average popular webtroon consoomer is like.
This is why we Zaryans are better.
let's just say that
mymy's feet isn't the only thing i love about her.....
this is our life. it's happening, right now. this is it. one life, and we didn't live it. there is no grandiose redemption arc for us, no nothing, just one big waste.
words cant even begin to describe it how horrible our existences are. the lord gave us the greatest of gifts and we did absolutely nothing with it. it's gruesome.
https://gamejolt.com/games/TOO_MANY_NIGHTS/861388
Check out Too Many Nights it's a gem
>this is the average size of a black ops 3 custom map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob61OrFNaXQ
anyone going bladee in manchester
You guys were right, you warned me and I didn't listen, all 'cord servers are just faggot and troon niggerhole. I thought some weren't but no, those niggers are all Jewish pedophile loving jeets.
Post gender affirming trans rights videos for when you take your estrogen and cuddle your blajah shark. 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
https://www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedayshavewornaway/
What are we thinkin?
>Zaar, we need to replace Zaryans with highly skilled shitposters from India who will work tirellesli to make top 0.0001% of zems
>Remember that the Zartie, was literally built by immigrants, we need to redeem as many indians as possible, veri cheap on servers and defenders of Onjezellig
Ama
In 2016, a man was arrested in Guatemala, accused of killing 21 women. His name was Gustavo Porta-Cuesta Fuentes, he was 31 years old and lived on the Guatemalan coast.
In the extensive backyard of his house they found more than a dozen bodies/bones belonging to young women.
Porta-Cuesta was a civil servant and held a high position in the government, so the case was hushed up and all records disappeared. Even his name was erased. Therefore, there is no information left on the web about this case.
He was sentenced to hang and was expected to be executed around 2022.
What happened is that, in the middle of this year I received a file containing a folder with several sound pieces. Porta-Cuesta was an amateur musician and recorded experimental music on weird albums by the pseudonym LFC. The content of this was leaked and I am making this file available on the internet.
The download is free and clean. The material is very strange, listen at your own risk.
The link is this: https://www.mediafire.com/file/bq9w4rgn8ud1mvj/ALBUMS_-_LFC.rar/file
ZELLIG IN FAMILY GUY?!?!?!
>I'm Mister Blue Diamonds
>I'm Mister Gem
>I'm Mister Fresh OCs
>I'm Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>I'm too much!
>He's Mister Blue Diamonds
>He's Mister Gem
>That's right!
>He's Mister Fresh OCs
>He's Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>He's too much
>I never want to know a day
>Where the log's full of coal
>I'd rather have it shiny
>and bright and hope to see more gold
>He's Mister Blue Diamonds
>He's Mister Gem
>That's right!
>He's Mister Fresh OCs
>He's Mister TND
>Friends call me Gem Miser
>Whatever I touch
>Turns to Gems in my clutch
>Too much
>Too much!
<I'm Mister Red Brimstone
<I'm Mister Coal
<I'm Mister NAS Spammer
<I'm Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<I'm too much!
<He's Mister Red Brimstone
<He's Mister Coal
<He's Mister NAS Spammer
<He's Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<He's too much!
<thank you
<I never want to know a day
<Where the log's full of gems
<I'd rather have it dusty and brimmy
<and repost the same jokes
<Oh, some hate it black, but I like it vantablack! Like my BBC goon material or something.
<He's Mister Red Brimstone
<He's Mister Coal
<SING IT!
<He's Mister NAS Spammer
<He's Mister 'plier Blogpost
<They call me Coal Miser
<Whatever I touch
<Turns to Dust in my clutch
<I'm too much
<Too much!
What's that one faceapp/AI program used by 'teens for making doxerald videos of targets saying their address? I have something silly in mind.
does anyone play legacy call of duty like iw4x plutonium or advanced warfare
is there an offline schoolocaust version? i ended up creating a custom C++ server that does nothing but respond with the game files so it is playable offline. am i retarded?
Holy fucking shit Zaryans, I am SO excited for Christmas!!! I asked Sinterklaas for TND and zems on the 'Zarty forever! What did you guys ask for? Any Sinterklaas deniers will be raped by a pack of wild niggers on Christmas morning.
tell me more about this cute cartoon
>I hate every nucaca that I see
>From reelsfags to streetshitter 'jeets
>No, you'll never make a nufag out of me!
"Date of the user's first post in the zarty: September 2024" appears in the background. The nufags point to it
>Oh my God, I was wrong!
>I was a newfag, all along!
>You finally made a nufag!
<Yes we finally made a nufag!
>Yes you finally
>Made
>A
>Nufag
>Out
>Of
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>I love you, Doctor Soyberg!
Why do jannies only apply this rule with me.. (Kate). Uhh I'm actually 20 years old! The 14 year old stuff was ragebait. On everyone soul expect mines. Anddd I'm actually white and a man! Merry Christmas, anyways I'm going back to soyjak.party. see u in January!
Rest in piss jarty
Rest in piss affy and Holo (that nigga overdosed geg)
And rest in piss this dead nigger of a site
Homestar Runner mogs Ongezellig in every way possible.
Homestar Runner:
>Had a massive impact on the early internet, memes, and pop culture. Referenced to by numerous pieces of media and is known and beloved by millions of people worldwide
>Has been active for almost 30 years, is still making episodes to this very day even after the death of adobe flash, racking up hundreds of thousands of views with each upload
>Is not monetized in any way, its creators don’t beg their audience for money in order to keep the show going + all content is free and readily available to everyone
>Bright, absurdist, nostalgic, and comically genius; never gets old
Ongezellig:
>Had very little cultural impact, is obscure outside of anonymous imageboards
>Was active for 5 years, had a grand total of six episodes, and then died
>Its creator constantly begs his audience for donation money, has his viewers pay in exchange for content
>Overall dark and depressing undertone, painfully unfunny and forgettable, along with boring and dull characters
Let’s face it /zellig/, SOVLstar GEMmer beats Soullesszellig any day of the week. The Brothers Chaps make ART purely for the fun of it. They LIKE what they do, as evidenced by the fact that they have been animating for almost 30 years despite making little monetary gain. Studio Massa, on the other hand, doesn’t like his creation. He uses it solely for monetary gain and nothing else. Studio Massa is not proud of Ongezellig nor its fanbase, unlike the Chaps who wholeheartedly love their creation AND its rightfully obtained fanbase who they let decide what ART they want to see next.
So, which way, chud? Do you choose to side with the abandoned dumpster fire known as Cuckzellig, or do you want to see what a REAL web series looks like?
Draw 'ligs
Marge why is everyone calling the 'iwi 'arms the 'shiwi'? Is it the autism working on you people?
I don't know how much longer I can do it bros, I don't want to kill myself, I just want all the pain to stop.
Nobody in my family is ever happy and home doesn't feel like home anymore. I feel more distant from my friends every day and I don't know how talk to people anymore, it's all crashing down on me. School is a nightmare, I'm completely behind and mentally lost in most of my classes.
Everything is going wrong in my life, all I have left is my faith in Christ. What do I do bros?
- Denial
>Deel 6 and the illustrations may be over, but there's still hope it could still come out!!! - Anger
>That fucking faggot Massa and xis gypsy nigger Foenkike ruined ANY chance of this show coming out. Why didn't xe appeal to outsiders more or find ways to market better and get more funding??? Holy shit this guy is such a retard. - Bargaining
>We gotta get more eyes on the show to prove it's not a dead nigger baby!!! My uncle is currently dying and he's got a large inheritance for me that I could give to Massa when he's dead, that'll bring it back I'm sure of it!! - Depression
>It's over, there's no hope for any chance of seeing this gem come to life, live suicide even starts on the 17th... - Acceptance
>It may be over, but I'm still gonna make TND TTD gemmies of Mymy to show I still love this Dutch Cartoon.
Thanks for the insight immigrant.
What kind of a bait generates the most replies lately? I made a BWC racebait + FPE thread today and got about 200 replies, the website feels like a dead nigger compared to March doe
I feel sad when I see kids not pay attention to mall Santas or make fun of them, it's a constant reminder that we live in a mulatto ZOG niggerworld without any spark of joy and innocence.
It makes my blood boil to see nigger and spic youth, these violent and sadistic creatures start thinking about shooting eachother the moment they turn 10, no cognitive development whatsoever, just carnal desires and bloodlust the moment they are able to speak, without a doubt they should be removed from existence.
I want to live in a world that is friendly to kids, not to these dysgenic beasts.
I don't think there are enough jaks posted here on the Zarty, this is a dedicated thread for them, with 'ligjaks being encouraged
Why can't we edit the main ziki page?
It has no page links or any kind of directory and I don't think zoot cares enough to add any
Who would win in a physical fight?
a imageboard full of dozen of neonazis.
or
a black teenage girl
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Hey Zaryans, My feeling got fucked over today and I have no one to express it to anymore, I thought I have but they turned out to be cold and disregarding, every single one of them are. I might sound stupid but I feel like this place is much more welcoming than whatever I have right now.
I care so much for people, I'd put a lot of effort into making people feel happy and loved, only to be left behind and treated as unwanted. One moment I was special, and then something and then I became less and less significant. No matter how hard I tried, it just didn't matter to them, and then I became nothing to them. I felt awful about it and the more I express about my feelings to others the more they became fed up with it.
They then treated like nothing ever happened, like I had never existed.
Even though I had done so much for them, I still was left behind in despair. Sometimes when I feel sad, all I ever wanted was a listening ear and support but all I received are just criticism and directions, I might not be in the right but I also don't want to be judged.
I never thought I'd ever relate to Maya for having imaginary friends. It's hard to be in reality when my friends treated me like nothing, so I made up a supportive friend in my mind to comfort me even though it's not real, at the least it was kind of a great coping method.
I really love this place, even though it might seem like a hell hole for normies but I am sure that Zaryans are still kind souls at the end of the day.
If you wanna talk about anything, I'm here for you Zaryans.
I hate being a tranime fan because 99% of them are pedophiles or the biggest faggots on the planet so I have to get roped in with them whenever I want to express my interest
I wanna watch my cool fight scenes without any of the pedophilic faggotry and stone-cold retarded fans
>Hey Zaryans, My feeling got fucked over today and I have no one to express it to anymore, I thought I have but they turned out to be cold and disregarding, every single one of them are. I might sound stupid but I feel like this place is much more welcoming than whatever I have right now.
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>I care so much for people, I'd put a lot of effort into making people feel happy and loved, only to be left behind and treated as unwanted. One moment I was special, and then something and then I became less and less significant. No matter how hard I tried, it just didn't matter to them, and then I became nothing to them. I felt awful about it and the more I express about my feelings to others the more they became fed up with it.
<
>They then treated like nothing ever happened, like I had never existed.
>Even though I had done so much for them, I still was left behind in despair. Sometimes when I feel sad, all I ever wanted was a listening ear and support but all I received are just criticism and directions, I might not be in the right but I also don't want to be judged.
<
>I never thought I'd ever relate to Maya for having imaginary friends. It's hard to be in reality when my friends treated me like nothing, so I made up a supportive friend in my mind to comfort me even though it's not real, at the least it was kind of a great coping method.
<
>I really love this place, even though it might seem like a hell hole for normies but I am sure that Zaryans are still kind souls at the end of the day.
<
>If you wanna talk about anything, I'm here for you Zaryans
I was doing my usual checkup on Project GOY to see if they finally decided to do something and I bumped into this
These people aren't actually mad that "the natsees" ruined the show or whatever cope they keep telling themselves. These people are mad BECAUSE "the natsees" are actually good at what they do and actually show that chuds will care for something just like normal people. Everytime you make a piece of OC, you contribute to the community and keep these pests out.
What do you guys think about tranime, and do you guys consider ongezellig one?
There is no justifiable reason why you should procreate children with mental disabilities. If autism has a cure and you DONT give that child it before or after pregnancy, you are a selfish faggot who probably only wants them disabled for you to get brownie points on social media.
>OH MY HECKKIN SCIENCE, LOOK AT MY STUNNING AND BRAVE TARD CHILD DOING A THING NORMAL PEOPLE WOULD FIND EASY AS FUCK. IM SUCH A GOOD PARENT!!!
>((foenkie)) replied to a print talking about 'cord drama
https://x.com/DarkieTheHalo/status/1866245466460979273
Children are raped, tortured and murdered by the elite. It's all systematic and controlled. If you torture and traumatize a child to the point of no return you can eat their pineal gland for the ultimate rush. They were rubbing this in our face with Monsters Inc, they've briefly namedropped adrenochrome in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas too, predictive programming, makes you think it's silly and just something you saw in a movie. If you read the Wikileak emails you'd see the parallels, but you didn't and just let CNN tell you they were debunked because we said so. my younger sister and i were REM cloning victims as children, of cloning adrenochrome harvesting done on children. we both shared monsters inc type dreams, where we were chased through a supermarket ignored by all adults shoppinf there. chased by a dinosaur type creature, sometimes a vampire, sometimes a werewolf. very stereotypical monster type creatures. we would be killed by the end of the dream, it did not end until you were caught and killed. i began going up to the villian in the dreams, after having so many of them, and conversating with them. they would sigh and be like yeah i have to kill you. id be like yeah, i know. just do it, i wanna wake up. and it would work. my sister learned to do the same. we also both warned the other kids we would see there, we would tell them to let yourself be caught and killed, so the dream could end. we both had these same dreams the same year, so many times. they only stopped for me, when i was almost completely unafraid anymore. i believe i became useless, for that reason. i also shared dreams with my younger sister, where she would turn evil and murder me. i had these often and also every other family member this would happen with too. she told me she remembered having the same dream, and she was the one who went evil and killed me. MONSTERS INC IS ALL ABOUT R.E.M. CLONING ADRENOCHROME HARVESTING OF CHILDREN.
why are my sharty threads being auto moved to /qa/
posting this here because this is the only good splinter
biscuits
what are the best free resources for learning Dutch? I refuse to use Duolingo since it sucks ass, but I really want to learn this language
You guys are so smart and funny over here! But I still can't get one thing. How exactly are the Jews to blame for everything that is happening now?
Does anyone have links to Project Roy, Roosland, and other Ongezellig related discord servers?
Thanks.
its really ironic how splinters all load instantaneously meanwhile sharty needs 6 gorillion scripts to even load a thread
even in the doll era the site loaded instantly, mind you
Is it just me or are you guys seeing how modern internet is full of effeminate cucks? I'm going crazy. They almost ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FAGGOT WHO ARE SAFE EDGY. Pick related shows a good description of how fallen young men nowadays are. Where are the fellow keyed bros right now? Where do I find them?
