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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 No.3135

hello zarty! It's me - Dutchman, from a couple of months ago. To all my fellow dutch cucks sitting on this site - there is going to be a little prize hiding in Vondelpark in Am(jap)sterdam for all those willing to have it. It is of course zellig related. The thread will contain the coordinates or a photo of the spot once i hide it. Just wait…

 No.3136

this mightve been the wrong board, but i know you all use overboard anyway.

 No.3137

Am I really going to travel an hour in the train to try and find the prize? Of course I am.

 No.3138

this thread glows so hard

 No.3139

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 No.3140

>>3139
oh my gem

 No.3142

i will update the board as soon as i am out of Amsterdam (not today)

 No.3143

The prize is getting raped in the park btw

 No.3144

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>Come to Vondelpark at night, nothing bad will happen I promise

 No.3146

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 No.3147

>>3143
cool

 No.3148

>>3146
>Mymy excited at the prospect of going to Vondelpark
women have only one sexual fantasy

 No.3149

>>3148
better not to kill each other over that prize. it aint something big

 No.3150

Vondelpark, like fondle park, can I make it any more clear, you’re gonna get fondled

 No.3151

>>3150
why would i wait for you. i dont like amsterdam. i get out of there as fast as possible

 No.3152

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Someone's gonna get bombed and lose their limbs, lel

 No.3153

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 No.3158

you are lucky i dont put it in the hood that osdorp is

 No.3191

hello zaryans. ive decided to say FUCK YOU to vondelpark and put it randomly somewhere around Japsterdam. Co ordinates of the prize will be shared once i hide it. good luck
-Dutchman

 No.3192

This is kinda a heckin awesome chungus idea

 No.3193

>>3192
we did it soyzellig.party

 No.3194

>>3191
Vondelparkcacas….

 No.3195

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 No.3197

>>3191
>Dutchman, growing to hate his vondel audiance, subsequently canceled the prize out of spite.

 No.3198

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>>3197
i would never

 No.3199

the prize will be in a small waterproof bag cause you know the dutch weather. lol
-Dutchman

 No.3200

>the prize will be in a small waterproof bag cause you know the dutch weather. lol
>-PINGAS MAN!

 No.3201

soon…

 No.3211

daily update: everything is going according to plan, zaryans. trvst the plQn
-Dutchman

 No.3212

>>3211
Hoi Dutchman remember to edit the mayamails page to include your stuff

 No.3213

>>3212
what the hell is mayamails. ive taken a couple months off from this site.

 No.3214

>>3213
>not the same Dutchman
Whoops. Open the ziki and search "mayamails" we need to check if the translation is 100% correct

 No.3215


 No.3216

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>>3214
seems fine or something idk

 No.3217

>>3216
It's almost surely not, can you please take an in depth look?

 No.3218

>>3217
i wouldnt call lootjes a draw. more like a lot as if in a lottery or something
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 No.3219

also make a different thread, as i am using this for the prize game…

 No.3235

this weekend zarty. you have two choices. one or two prizes. remember that if it's two itll take me longer…choose wisely.
-Dutchmam

 No.3236

>>3235
>BWC or BBC

 No.3237

what a nothingburger from reels immigrant

 No.3238

MEDS
Everyone here is a ESL from eastern europe or south america, no one is actually dutch here. Stop glowing.

 No.3239

>>3238
Forgot to sage award

 No.3240

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>>3238
well see about that

 No.3241

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 No.3242

>>3241
agugu is the ultimate answer to everything

 No.3243

>>3239
Sage don't work for OverboardGODs

 No.3244

>>3243
evendoe it does

 No.3247

one or two, zarty. choose
-Dutchman

 No.3248

i'm pedo and i hate 'zellig. Also black lives matter.
-Dutchman

 No.3249

>>3247
I'm nowhere near the netherlands, so it doesn't affect me whatsoever. I wish good fortune and happiness upon all my fellow zaryans, however, so I wish for them to get as many gifts as possible.

 No.3260

>>3248
kys impersonator. i dont type like that
-Dutchman

 No.3261

>>3249
i vill follow your advice and make 2 prizes hat will be scattered somewhere next to each other at different times…
-Dutchman

 No.3262

im trans btw
-Dutchman

 No.3263

>>3262
impersonator award

 No.3265

>>3260
dont believe this impersonator. i really do hate zellig and i dont consider mymy aryan. also as i said earlier im trans.
-Dutchman

 No.3266

>>3265
haha…

 No.3268

ive gotten into an accident and might have whiplash (or concussion) ill try and hide it today thoiugh
-Dutchman

 No.3269

>>3268
I hope you recover swiftly.

 No.3270

>>3269
my head hurts and i dont remember doinbg stuff my tabs are closing by themselves and they open even though i dont remember clicking

 No.3271

>>3270
You might need a health dosage meds from doctor fauci.

 No.3272

>>3270
today felt great though the pressur3e is in my head tghough and pain in my lower back FUCK CARS

 No.3280

up, because its just is ok?

 No.3283

Not this weekend no. Still recovering from the accident. Trust me it's a good prize. Apologies.
-Dutchman

 No.3284

>>3283
>thrembo dutch dollars

 No.3627

>Dutchman, growing to hate his vondel audiance, subsequently canceled the prize out of spite.

 No.3628

>>3627
feds took him

 No.3629

>>3628
The prize was Ongezellig deel Ϫ, so (((foenke))) sent his mossad to eliminate him.



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