Catalog (/q/)

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I just realized Zoot is leaving in a week's time

If my memory is right ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOT is leaving on the 20th, ZOOOOOT no I just joined this site went Booob became admin. ZOOOOOT don't leave.

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test thread because I want one

test

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Feature requests

Post them in this thread

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Hello fellow artisans, zaryans and whoever else lurks this site!

Due to MyBB being bad and the lack of good alternatives that do not cost millions in cash, we have decided to temporarily shut down the club. The Dev has already started working on a replacement for MyBB two weeks ago and shall be ready in the near future.  When the time comes, we shall reopen the site in its new glory.

We shall shut down OCGemerald.club this sunday. We are giving time for the individuals who wish to archive the current form of this site.

That's all for now. Brofist!

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The site has been extremely brimstoney since last week, with lots of NAZ in /zellig/, sharty-tier forced crying chudquoting by unironic trannies, and even soylita posting, but worst of all revenant namefag drama coming back all at once. This all started after the reintroduction of the namefield. It is NOT a coincidence.

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ZOOOOOOOOOOT

Why is it that on the rules list it doesn't mention Tor links are a bannable offense. I just got banned for doing also sorry won't happen again.

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PPD update

7 weeks of relatively stable growth.

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Maya

Maya

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Why did I got banned for being a tiny bit horny about Vera when she is a keyed hag???

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birthday

It was my birthday 1 day ago

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as a mayafag I finally understand how annoying the mayacvddle spam was because holy shit the verapoopoos are shitting up le site
Not saying to ban everything I don't like but idk just saying ofzo.

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funny zarty interactions thread

screenshots go here

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what does this say about the future of the zarty?

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Holy shit

Editing the wiki alone is so fucking hard, you people better get your ass up and start editing too.

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My fellow zaryans, I propose that we invade a dogshit
""subreddit"" on R*ddit called r/femcelgrippysockjail. They appear to be very vulnerable and they aren't the stereotypical "thanks for the gold kind stranger" predditors. We will spam 'zellig images and such and humiliate xem, the zarty shall prevail.

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Ban odessanbvll (aka soytanator) for hostile activity and rangeban cobsontalks

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Kill the namefield or restrict it to >>>/drenthe/
Nametrannies ARE insufferable

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Cordson singlehandedly revived the Zarty

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>gets banned on the zarty
>turn on VPN
>still banned
>clear cache and cookies
>still banned
>install new browser and use new VPN
>still banned
>install anti fingerprinting extensions
>still banned
>install even more anti fingerprinting
>unbanned
Why does the zarty have hardware tracking?

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Wplace

Furry transgots griefed our Zaryan Mymy Wplace doodle at Phillip Island Australia

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Zoot the website is so slow sometimes
Quit fucking using https://mzunguhosting.ml for its servers

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Zoot add .mov support

and make it like der shardee where it's like a squigly thingy so you can't get a preview of the video, I wanna post something for April Fools
video unrelated

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this place has grown so much more beautiful ever since there's no agugu slop on the 'log. thank you <3

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I was looking at the boards and saw checks what do they mean?

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ZOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT can we have an IRC and sheeiiitt it'll be gemmy o algo

Because I said so, also rate my art

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Petition to ban Huwabag from Zarty

Huwabag is a drawfag known for HELLA LOT OF SHIT
He still uses the Zarty
He is a brown shitskin pedophile gooner and the fact that he uses our website ruins our reputation
Ban him before it's too late

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Wplace.live

So there's this shitty pixelplanet ripof (wplace) that has been going viral over deltatroon xitter. Can we just swipe their shitty 201X game from the site o algo just because. It doesn't make any sense to me to still being keen on a poorly coded indie game (extremely troon coded btw)

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Hi I am trans and I found this site from that one twitter post, what do ya'll do here

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TOTAL HAGWAFFEN VICTORY

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>check the zarty
>literally no new posts in almost a month
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT GET YOUR DEAD DNB SITE IN ORDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I GOT BANNED IN SHARTY =

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do you think we should 'oxx the predditors

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The entire site looks like it's shifting towards the other boards

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I love BBC

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>8 pph even nearing mutt hours
The zarty will rise again

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Ban Agugu for being under 18. This site is for ages 18 and up only. No babies allowed here.

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I can't even lie, soyzellig.partg is a thrembillion times better than the sharty even if it has a low pph. Better to have low pph than niggerbrimstone

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And never come back

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Zoot, do this on /Brabant/

Turn the US flag into the flag of New Amsterdam
Turn the Indonesian flag into the flag of the Dutch east India company
Turn the Brazilian flag into the flag of Dutch Brazil
Turn the Belgian flag into the the flag of the Netherlands
Turn the Australian flag into the flag of new Holland
Turn the Luxembourgish flag into the flag of the the Netherlands
Turn the Indian flag into the flag of the Dutch east India company

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please give me zempass i'm a good goy

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob or zoooooooooooooot or however can make it happen, please give me like a zempass or something like that, as a vpnbro being essentially locked out of posting on the site almost daily for many hours as of lately kind of sucks, i'm glad to see the site trying to go the right directions and trying to prevent bad actors, but i think that those that are actually safe should be given a chance or something idk but like please make it happen, i have a huge post history, well you can see it anyway, but yeah i'd appreciate it, or at least please let me know or something. i'm not even asking to be able to bypass image pending approval system thing, but just being able to post at all rather than seeing the scary

>vpns are not allowed

would be nice you know.

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how do I get gooder at drawing? I want to start drawmaxxing so I can make gemmy fanart. Please post guides similar to the ones i have.

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>'p gets deleted
>no new ban in ban list
Am i a schizo or is it just broken

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We are experimenting with image approval. The intention is for it to be enabled during low pph hours (mutt hours), when not many people are on.

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Re-ban demoralizers and clear streetshitters that only bump shit like old demoralposts, it was done in the past and worked wonders. And no you're not "heckin' above things" if you let these people run around, 4brap did this exact thing and look where they are now. Many people don't like us now and as such it's natural that they would come here to do this, just ban demoralization, easy as that

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It's time to pull the plug on the Grim Thread

Zoot it's time you 'lete the /co/ drawfag thread. I don't care if he's doing it "to be edgy, to get a raise out of people" or "nobody would jack off to this." Gooner shit is gooner shit, and after seeing >>>/zellig/18436 is when I said enough is enough and people should stop reposting this faggot's work here. He's no different from someone like RodScorpion. Sure both of them draw cute, absurd drawings of the girls, but they still post porn of them and people hate Rod for that. Why are we giving the mspaint nigger a pass? Not to mention the point of the thread's existance was for some project that I'm sure is over now. The Grim drawfag is brimstone and should be 'nished NOW.

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This place is slowly turning into swinny, I don't like it.

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change this BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 pph site that's going to last 3 days

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The Zarty post group suicide event

June 26th

Does this mark the first year? The second? I can't tell, I don't keep track of years. Just the date. That damn date.

Those who knew of the group suicide event all assumed the website would die right after. They were wrong. We were wrong. What actually transpired has turned out to be much worse. The real zaryans all died on June 24th, the only ones left on the site are newfags and cowards. I am one of those cowards. I couldn't do it, I couldn't pull the trigger. And being a living witness to the decline of my home is punishment for my cowardice. Like the wandering jew, I am forever cursed to watch and mourn the degradation of that which I once loved. I envy the dead.

It's a new mass of people, and I consider them people only by the most pedantic of technicalities, a new administration, a new "culture"… And the new is just a mockery of the old. A parody of the once sophisticated, turned into banal. I don't know what the afterlife is like, I just hope it blinds you to what's going on down here. For their sake.

I thought death would be tragic. Now I realize it would've been release, but I have already chosen my fate.

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zootbob, make a new board for niceposting where everyone is nice to eachother and being rude is not allowed

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fuck i just made a stupid report, i misread a post thinking the poster admitted to being underage (16) but i'm actually retarded and xe was talking about mymy, fuck my stupid chud life, may zoot and bob forgive me for my wrong doing. THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS FULLY READ THE STUFF YOU ARE ABOUT TO REPORT FIRST!!! DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE ZARYANS AS I DID

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maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge what is this supposed to mean? is goonhitler banned or is this some weird joke?

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You could have simply cucked, you know, Zute, the spiteful faggot instead of locking the thread

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Guess who lol

Howdy neighbors. So let's get the most important thing out of the way. Zoot has appointed me co-admin of the Zarty. I've known Zoot for about a year now and he has shown a lot of trust in me during that time. He was of the opinion that I am way more active and familiar with the day-to-day environment of the Zarty. Zoot has, for a while now, found himself often having to be informed on the latest nonsense that his userbase is arguing about, or the latest boogeyman that we are meant to keep an eye out for. Therefore, he had decided to delegate the overseeing and maintaining of the Zarty to me while he directed his focus on other projects, such as animation, his career, and studying art, as well as helping with development of the ocgemerald club. At the end of the day, I still answer to him. He has just entrusted me to try and maybe improve the website if possible, and due to my immense respect for him, I intend to do my best to accomplish just that. This thread is meant as a list of important and not-so-important information regarding my inauguration.
Oh right. Yes, I have been a janitor for the past year.
<nuadmin space
Where do I begin? Let's start with some pleasant news first:
>The Zooru will be back shorty – this time under new, and more importantly, (hopefully) less controversial ownership.
>The Zarty is very likely to still exist after september in one way or another, though under a new ownership as well, as Zoot intends to fully move on from the Zarty and onto OCG.
<nuadmin space
We have decided to extend rule 4 to include racebait to a limited extent. That's racebait of ANY kind, be it white or brown. We used to tolerate it because it was a kind of sharty culture and a majority of the offenders weren't even giving the racebait any further thought beside it being an innocent joke. It has become apparent, however, that the loud minority of racebait posters are genuine off-siter degenerates who are only trying to stir up trouble. Racebait threads will be moved to /drenthe/. Racebait intended to derail high-effort threads/posts will be dealt with based on janny discretion. Context will always be taken into account, and fun will not be outlawed.
<nuadmin space
On the topic of hostile off-siters – we've been VERY tolerating of them, and tried to not interfere much due to hoping the true Zarty userbase would be able to deal with falseflags and bait. It has become apparent that with the influx of newer users (a good thing) the average capability to spot and deal with bait has plummeted (a bad thing). We've recently been experimenting with just banning them on sight, but leaving their moronic bait up. This, however, might still be seen as a win by them, considering discussion still ends up getting started due to their posts, resulting in Zaryans falling for it again. I personally propose deleting obvious bait on sight, as to not give these pricks the attention they crave. I'm nothing if not reasonable, so this (and maybe some other) decision could be withdrawn if enough (real) Zaryans complain about it.
<nuadmin space
The moderation team has slowly shrunk recently. Only the most trustworthy and rational jannies remain. Not only that, but I've also employed an even more strict approach to janny interaction on the Zarty. I hope you trust our objectivity when we point out hostile off-siters. I'm sure you're all aware they use contentious topics to divide us among each other to try and cause unrest and mistrust, like jews. The most important thing is to stay aware, and stay united.
<nuadmin space
Regarding Zellig art – we pride ourselves on being the go-to place for all things Zellig (and Soyzellig). We, on the other hand, do NOT appreciate archiving Zellig p'. What had been considered inappropriate has been a contentious topic as well.
Relating to the racebait point – we've tolerated slightly risqué/suggestive media being posted for archival purposes, as well as expecting that, if everyone's mature enough to not get riled up by the media, there's no reason to "burn the books", or silence real and perhaps simply careless Zaryans. The way things will go from here on out is that if sex-appeal or a fetish is the focal point of a post or piece of media uploaded to the zarty, it will be deleted without fanfare.
<nuadmin space
The posts which have already been on the Zarty before this decree will not be retroactively deleted or their posters punished. There's a clear divide between Old and Nu Zarty and its history shouldn't be forgotten, as to not have to relearn from old mistakes. Hiding these mistakes is a sign of weakness and stagnancy.
<nuadmin space
Here's a touchy subject: VPNs and IP cloaks. We respect each Zaryan's privacy and have never even considered using any information posted on the Zarty in a malicious manner. This is why VPNs HAVE been allowed on the Zarty so far. The WORST hostile off-siter offenders (such as spammers, DDOSers, foodists, and falseflaggers), however, abuse our generosity whenever possible, and besides twisting our words and rules' phrasing to spark discontent, they use the convenience of proxies to obsessively ban-evade for hours upon hours on end every few days. We would appreciate it if you could understand us temporarily disallowing VPNs whenever these bad actors rear their ugly heads.
IP cloaks… We've considered implementing this many times, but always ran into bumps in the road which resulted in their implementation failing, being flawed, or simply being postponed. I intend to get them working properly with the help of our resident developer, who is currently swamped with helping Zoot recreate OCG.
<nuadmin space
>>>/zellig/88300 I'll probably add this as a banner until the end of June. I encourage any Zaryan to step up and suggest more gemmy additions such as their own banners. I intend to also encourage good threads over bad ones by proposing to have a Zaryan-made thread be pinned every friday for the duration of the week. This ought to spark an increase in gemmy Zaryan-made oc and not petty squabble, off-site reposts, and bait-vs-bait threads.
<nuadmin space
Privately contact me at: BobFromDaZARTY@protonmail.com
QnA below if you want.

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make it so that the jannies username that banned a user appears in the ban list. this should be a absolute minimum for any healthy imageboard

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Put the schlog on the top bar

Splinters stick together

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add a unique ip counter to threads and to the pph page

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Froggies

Why are innocent froggies banned? The Zarty is really starting to fall off.

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Zoot;
1) There was IP-cloaking for a while. Why have you disabled IP-cloaking?
2) There are 7 mods, right, why are you allowing so many random people access to everyone's IP's?

I have used a myriad of different imageboards since 2012 and I have never seen an imageboard have this many Mods, with full access to everything. This has literally never been done before. This is not the correct way of administrating a site. Normally there would be one Admin, maybe one or two mods, and the rest would be janitors with limited access to user information, because you simply can not trust that many people with user data.
Yet, for some reason, instead of just making them janitors with ban permission, you felt the need to make them all Moderators. Why? Your mods were shown to be publicly mocking posters with their IP and posting histories before, you said you warned them, but who can say they aren't using it for nefarious purposes? All it takes is one power-tripping Moderator to do this, and we all know you hired random discord friends as moderators, and failed in your judgement with the pedophile NOOK before.

Please bring back IP-cloaking, or reduce the number of Moderators, or limit Moderators' access to user info. With this current system you are paving the ground for a future disaster. One or two of the current moderators are absolutely abusing the power you have given to them for their personal discord vandettas, it will be too late when you realise it.

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Zoot, I demand an answer. on /q/, to defend not deleting >>>/zellig/6727 , you said:

>>>/q/5434
>Why make drama out of this image? Back then nobody had a problem with it
>It doesn't have a camel toe, it doesn't have nipples

regarding your answer, then can you explain why another 1 year old thread with simply mymy with her feet on table deleted, then?

-Case 1:
A thread that was forgotten for 1 year gets necrobumped. The OP image is mymy with her feet on the table. The year-old thread gets deleted, the reason given being "he must have bumped this thread to be an annoying faggot, let's delete it."
-Case 2:
A thread that was forgotten for 1 year gets necrobumped. The OP image is zelligs dressed as whores, their panties and bras visible, with clear sexual undertones. The year-old thread doesn't get deleted, with the reason given being "it was a different time"

Don't you see the discrepancy between these two situations?
Why was the one with mymy feet deleted, but the other one stays?

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What the Marge has happened in the past few days? I've been busy with school and now I'm hearing about Zute, threads being locked/deleted, and ZPVA leaving.

What the marge happened here?

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Zoot, you have to get rid of the obvious nushitgooner known as Zute or make him fall in line
>but why are you making this post are (You) not afraid he'll seethe in the thread
Better, so he'll show how much of a retard he is
Letting the /co/cuck around was already bad enough, every previous problem that was with the zooru was either because of Zute incompetence/unwillingness to do things (2 months to fix a booru which multiple people use? And on top of that now you keep pulling this shit?)
This is not the first time Zute "allows" certain posts to stay up, remember when Zoot had to intervene?
The zooru is one of the good ideas that we collectively agreed upon, it's currently the biggest Ongezellig Booru, and it's run by a total retard, who DEFINITELY looks at IPs all days and logs them and willingly allows people and/or certain rule-breaking posts to stay up
>but that post is still heckin' there
That post was met with resistance even when it was originally posted, it was regarded as bait/goonbait/etc. and that was one situation. Why should we NOW let that post stay on the zooru? For which purpose? Archiving? Are we archiving goonslop now? I'll expect the right choice to be made

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'p on the log once more

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The zarty will outlive the party

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'P on the log for over 2 hours. Zoor it's time to open applications for mutt hours.

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ban racebaiting unironically

they are 16 y/o teens and saying that they are built for x flavored cock is making me leak like crazy

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Hi, Yotsuba here! What a wonderful place you have here? Can I crash in for a while? What is this "Ongezellig" stuff? I hope all of you are welcoming of me! :3

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Controversial opinion

I don't think we should post cosplay photos of underage people on this site (in other words, almost all of them)

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Zoot, is it true that the great reset is coming? infinite pages started to fill up the server? Will you delete every thread or what?

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What do you use to make OC? I have a short attention spam. I need a guide too

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I'm bored.

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shittycucks want to raid again
Zoot leak xheir IPs when this happens, will be gemmy

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Going up to the mountains this weekend for spring break. Gonna take 3 grams of shrooms on a mountain and smoke weed with my college friend. Hoping I'll have some kind of cool awakening or at least a fun experience. Would zarty be interested in hearing about my experience when I'm done?

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one of the best things about 'arty was that there was no bureaucracy to post and now ZOOT PUTS A CAPTCHA

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Open zellig 'ki account registration

If i could have an account on the 'lig 'ki i would gem it up in a day and the number of pages would double

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What the marge is this an why did it replace /oc/?

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The shiwi has a higher ppd than the Zarty

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my contribution to the site

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we should accept billions of 4chan refugees

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zoooooot add a light maya theme please I feel like a discord tranny using a dark theme

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Zoot…you need to fvcking unban frogposting and frogposters (of Pepe/Apu) now. Please do it, the ban on frogposting is retarded since those ribbit pond clitty websites that promoted frogposting as an insufferable way to disrupt the soysphere are gone and the recent frogposters getting unnecessarily banned are infact honorary Zaryans. Can we just now put this old rivalry aside? I think so

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I think soyzellig needs a /b/ so we can listen to the soyteens' soystories

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why is da fucken booru down

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On the kate question

I'd like to bring attention to the fact that kate roams free on the Zarty despite being perma-banned for ban evading again and again.
It has no effect to ban xher if xhe continues making new threads on new ips.
The only viable solution is to delete kate threads when xhe makes them along with banning xher.

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MOOOODS

ZartyGODS need you.

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how do you make text red guys

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/oc/ and /chud/ gone

Since I have created a new site dedicated to original content and media sharing, i have decided to remove /oc/. Some threads shall be moved to either /zellig/ or /qa/.
/chud/ is sadly a failure. Maybe some threads shall be moved to /zellig/ or /qa/.

If anybody is interested in the new BB site, here is a link:
https://ocgemerald.club/
Posting would require an account, which needs an email address (if you are worried, just make a random protonmail) and to be manually approved by me. This is intentional, mainly as a way to control things like potential wave migrations (there are also other reasons to use a BB instead of an IB).

Anybody who has complaint to me about some of my relevantly recent doings on the site, rejoice and be happy. I shall no longer "force NAZ onto everybody". I have made a site for that (what i should have done back in september).

Thanks for your attention and God bless you.

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Erm, how do I get an account on der zarty 'ki?

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dead splinter

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Livestream QnA

Howdy everybody, long time no see!

I haven't been active on this site for a good while. I will try to make a YT livestream this weekend. The key word is "try", since my schedual is a bit "unorginised" when it comes to internet activities. I tried to livestream last weekend, but i only did a private test, nothing public.

Please use this thread to post your questions about me, the site and other topics (keep in mind that i wont necessarily answer all questions). I will also try to answer question in the chat during the livestream (or interact with chat in general).

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Ziki is dead

Zoll do something

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Ban 'gugu

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read your appeals more often

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Zellig reference

Holy fauci zaryans is this a 'zellig reference

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sharty rapefugee general

something leaked, the shitty is over

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There was never any thread discussing an artist. No artist has been discussed.