Overboard
New thread
/qa/
im by no means a normie, its not a whole ass friend group with a dozen people or something. just 3 guys all of whom have been my only friends since highschool
/brabant/
Meanwhile real Aryans sanks faggots into swamps according to Tacitus. Hey none of my ancestors was a faggot.
Hadn't noticed it in the first time. No, Tacitus didn't say anything about homosexuals in his work Germania. Find a better translation than the Google's one idk.
<Tacitus, Germania 12, zeigt, daß die Germanen minderwertig und abartig veranlagte Menschen hängten oder in Sümpfen ertränkten, so Verräter, Überläufer, Feiglinge, Unzüchtige (corpore infames), worunter wahrscheinlich auch gleichgeschlechtlich veranlagte Menschen begriffen wurden (translation: Tacitus, Germania 12, indicates that the Germans hanged or drowned people of inferior and degenerate nature—traitors, defectors, cowards, unchaste (disgraceful in body)—which likely also included people of same-sex orientation.) – Hans Günther, Herkunft und Rassengeschichte der Germanen, page 149
>Tacitus didn't say anything about homosexuals in his work Germania
A common sense reading in Latin and the NS canon belie this claim. What might be the problem?
>But Guenter said so!
Misinterpretation, huh. It says "the men stained in abominable vices", i.e. "corpore infames", not "corpore sodomita".
/q/
/zellig/
FIXING TEAM HELP! 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 1 replies omitted.
/zellig/
>send
https://aistudio.google.com/ 29 replies omitted.
tsmt
/brabant/
Find attractive tired out alcoholic woman and bring her to the barber and show them the picture of Vera
/zellig/
/qa/
/qa/
i was talking about the zarty and obsessed janny banned me for "being involved in a hostile offsite community" and i don't want to wait for it to get appealed
Have a minimum of self-respect and simply stop using their website, especially that they now consider you equal to jassycucks basically.
fair point but i love making soyjaks and there's no where else to share them
I believe in voting with PPH and OC. If a website gets incrementally worse and you still post there and publish your OC, it means you don't actually mind the changes. Because what other form of feedback is available for a regular poster that's not a part of their jannycord? You can move somewhere else or stay there, that's all you can do.
/brabant/
/zellig/
[Intro]
Yes, sir
You already know this is based on a true story (Woo)
A story of how I shit my pants in real life
Among Us
Yes, shit my pants (Woo)
I shitted in my pants, yes
[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
[Verse 1]
I'm gonna go to the bathroom because I shit my pants
I'm gonna pull down my pants, and I'm not gonna wipe because I can
I feel the diarrhea spreading down my legs, going through my toenails
That's why people say I sound like I'm 8
People only talk because they don't know thе pain
The pain of shitting your pants
Diarrhea going through your leg
I don't wanna wipе my ass no more, it's too late
The diarrhea got to my knee and my leg (Woo)
What the fuck?
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I SHITTED IN MY PANTS
COCKAHOLICS
Ms. Jackson
OutKast
It’s Been So Long
The Living Tombstone
[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
[Bridge]
Me and my booty
Got special things goin' on
You say, "That's dirty." (Woo)
I'm asking, "What the fuck is wrong?"
I'm broke, no money
The big booty is on the run
You can suck on di-ick, but you can't predict some bull-shitted in my pants
People ask me how I shit my pants
I say, "You gotta pull down your pants
Let that shit drop, then pick it up with your hands
Pull up your pants (Woo)
Then you put that shit inside your mouth
"Oh, man."
[Break]
I shitted in my pants
They ask me, "Did you really shit your pants, though?"
Hell yeah
I love shitting my pants (Woo)
It feels good when the diarrhea is going down my ass, goddamn
[Hook]
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
I shitted in my pants (Whoa)
I am for real
Never meant to make my booty shit (Woo)
I apologize, I shit my pants
[Outro]
You know, sometimes you just gotta shit your pants (Sometimes, shit)
Let that shit drop ([?])
It feels so nice when it just comes out
So fluffy, you know? (Shit your pants)
It feels amazing when you shit your pants
Not on the toilet, but on your pants
So amazing (Shitted my pa-)
/q/
As an oldfag editor zikipedist I support Michael on this matter. Skhidnyaky lost, zapadentsi won.
The ziki is currently undergoing a large revamp, signups will be open then
/zellig/
Maya has a 16:9 monitor this can be inferred via the fact the anime she was watching has black bars and is probably 4:3
The earliest snapshot of The Sims 4 shows it requires 4 gbs https://web.archive.org/web/20200619003457/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1222670/The_Sims_4/ to run implying she has beyond 4 gbs
Combined with her operating system being Windows 10 which in 2019 required 2 gbs http://web.archive.org/web/20190719013054/https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-specifications we can imply she has 8 gbs of ram n sheit
She has the Brave browser installed which the base enigne Chromium requires 16gbs to have a good experience https://archive.ph/9fv2D Meaning she probably has 16 gbs of ram
Onto GPU, using Steam Hardware Survey (since she has Steam software installed) http://web.archive.org/web/20190707174637/https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/videocard/ She most likely had the Nvidia GTX 1060 6GB as it was the most popular graphics card at that time along with it's cheap price of $250 dollars https://archive.ph/9EXrw
I'm to lazy to write anything more 7 replies omitted.
Ev&oe the GPUs have a price tag making the decision to use a GPU more based on finances rather than personal interests. A browser is free and it is easy to be more unique with your choice, but the same doesnt apply to GPUs or something
Fuck you're actually talking about CPUs here but same difference anyway
speaking of Brave can anyone find any info on the system requirements of Brave in 2019?
/qa/
/q/
""subreddit"" on R*ddit called r/femcelgrippysockjail. They appear to be very vulnerable and they aren't the stereotypical "thanks for the gold kind stranger" predditors. We will spam 'zellig images and such and humiliate xem, the zarty shall prevail.
/qa/
https://www.deviantart.com/nopexddd
https://nopexdd.newgrounds.com/
/zellig/
/qa/
>no
/qa/
It's a super secret splinter that is full of shitskins don't go there
/zellig/
/brabant/
>AND YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY CSGO, YOU WESTOID SCUM!
On Sharty /pol/ it's always the Ukropig supporters spamming zigger gore (Ukrainians crucify niggas over there!).
/zellig/
The Schoppenboers are a lower middle class family who live in Chicago, Illinois in a predominantly black neighborhood. Their 3 children Maya, Mymy And Coco are enrolled at the local public school which is filled with Niggers who do not care about education
>Mymy is a Mexican who as a child who crossed the Mexican border with her family but later got separated from them and adopted by a new white family. she is a heckin' based America First Trad-Cath crusader who larps as white and wears a blonde wig and blue contacts to sell this lie, her skin is also lighter than the average Mexican due to her spending all of her time inside her room playing Modded Hoi4 and watching Spic Fuentes edits on chinktok.
<Maya is the only white child in the family and is antisocial and disconnected from her two sisters. she spends even more time than Mymy inside her room and she spends most of it talking to AI chatbots,, listening to nightcore remixes of 2010s pop songs on jewtube, and watching anime. she's a self-proclaimed leftist but harbors a hidden resentment against other races due to both her two sisters and the constant annoyance she has to endure from the niggers at her Chicago public school
^Coco is a nigger who was adopted as a baby. she is not as annoying as other black women due to being raised in a functional white house-hold with both parents present but she is still very outgoing and loud while not being mean. she has trouble relating to her sisters interests but she loves them deeply. she usually spends her free time watching Tv, listening to Nigger Rap, Going to friends houses to talk and getting fried chicken from KFC
yeah but its funnier if she fits the stereotype of the Mexican who larps as a "based trad-cath crusader"
/qa/
Soy culture can only thrive in a world where anything deemed Right-Wing is frowned upon, and specifically a world dominated by Far-Left ideals and post (judeo) modernist takes. While our world is definitely not a Right Wing paradise, it's also not the same world we knew a year ago.
So what happens when the world moves on, but the culture that was specifically crafted for the old one doesn't?
Easy, it gets rewritten or outright dies. In the case of soy culture, it also depends on the changes of the Internet, and the inherent centralization that X the heckin' everything app is providing, which leads to a bit of contradiction.
How did soy culture become popular on Twitter if it grew up in completely hostile places?
YouTube would be an example, it's incredibly rulecucked but most of the pillars of soy culture are archived there. The answer is that soy culture, real soy culture can only exist in a semi-obscure state. Soy culture was never meant to be mass-appealing (just enough to make the 4trooners seethe) since the masses were, well, soyboys. And yet here we are, all because Twitter is now the Right-Wing site, and soy culture is distinctly RW. There are currently more people who know soy culture on the wider Internet than actual users of the street (formerly 'party).
An app like X is everything an imageboard wants to be: easily accessible, multitude of topics and a fairly free sense of speech. It's not perfect but it doesn't need to be, as long as it's designed as an everyday app, it has notifications, accounts, etc. It even outcompetes Reddit.
You have seen it with 4cuck, X rolled around and every 4cucker who hated da social medias and zoomers soon found himself on X. And it has happened to soy sites too. I could bet a thousand dollars that (You), the person reading this thread also has a Twitter account.
>What does it mean then?
That soy culture becomes subservient to a social media.
>And is it bad?
Why would anyone use obscure imageboard forums if X provides the same thing but with shiny blue bubbles that tell you when someone replied to you.
But here comes the catch: vibes and feels. The Twitter users KNOW that they're not the real deal so they find themselves in this delusion where they keep browsing the their curated goy app but also want to feel part of the group, and since those people outnumber natives 10:1 it becomes easy to explain things such as the decadence of gem and coal, in favour of aryan or troonslop, why now every 'jak that has to mock someone is brown, purity spirals etc.
It can be excused to an extent for us since we have an entire community that we interact with, on multiple sites, but the Streety? Why would the Streety ever do that?
In fact it doesn't willingly but because of a mix of factors I've listed before.
Soy culture can't move on (slopjaks would be a great example) > soy culture gets cherrypicked by the increasing masses of RW normalfags > displacement begins and so on and on
Just think of the latest additions to soy culture: gigachads riding a fly, total NAS and giga was already squeezed out by 2021, hunky twink sex machine, it's just a jartycuck but since they don't have anyone to blame but themselves it is a thing now. In the entire year of 2025, this is what soy culture produced, NAS and some FOTM self-loathing image.
So how could this change?
It probably won't but as long as Twitter.com exists, things will get worse, until you'll see the aging 'party screencap Twitter threads not in an attempt to mock the wholesome tranny who made the post, but to share it with your SoyTwittersisters and comment upon the latest Twitter Drama.
Not like the Internet will keep existing in the format we know in a year or two geg 69 replies omitted.
>>18428
>it's hard for it to bleed into here because people can't use names to identify each other.
<I wish there was a way to screenshot my posts and tell my buddy about my posts... Mane, if only i could talk about the stuff i post here with my buddy...
>Even so discord is an illness and association with it should be banned.
Scheisse, i need to ban myself for using le forbidden app.
>Also what's up with you saying this place is handicapped discord?
Because discord is an awsome platform and its an online thing.
>Zarty isn't a handicapped discord server
It is DOE
>it's just not a discord server
<he doesnt know
>Are we comparing everything to discord servers?
Yes, because people are obsessed with cord. Its been a thing since people started mixing cord itself with anti-sharty servers. We can use reddit, if you want. IMO Skype pre-2011 would be based.
>Is a forum just a slower discord server?
Yes.
>Is youtube just video orientated discord?
Preach!
>Is whatsapp just discord with phone numbers
Coudnt have said it better!
>no mention of twitter
:(
>You're acting like a nigger who doesn't understand what "per capita" means.
Shieeeeee mane! I didn read da pape' on how da IB makes ya more honest about yo transitionin! Can i axe where can a nigga read dat pape' where da experts say?
>Anonymity encourages honesty
<But I know a place that isn't anonymous and is honest!
as if the zarty isnt "just a place" (evendoe you are still guessing who is honest and who is not and which post belongs to whom and bla bla bla). For example, if you give me the psyop simulator that is 4chan as a bastion of "honesty" (since its an ib) then im livestreaming my suicide and i will force (you)🫵🫵🫵 to watch it. The sharty is prob a psyop at this point too.
>Not to expand the conversation but we're also begging the question of how you can recognize honesty
I mean, there are methods of recognizing patterns/habits/etc (if we are talking about people talking about themselves). You need to do extra steps to do that here doe.
Hop on general VC, we can talk more there, RapeCunny1488! :D
People being discord faggots is still separate from the rest of community though
>Scheisse, i need to ban myself for using le forbidden app.
trvke
>oy this goy doesn't even know about muh 'cord cabal where I employed pedos and kikes as jannies!
>if you call 4chan a bastion of honesty im livestreaming my suicide and i will force (you)🫵🫵🫵 to watch it
4chan is a bastion of honesty
>Hop on general VC, we can talk more there, RapeCunny1488! :D
hmu when the janny 'p goonsesh is over :)
>>18470
>People being discord faggots is still separate from the rest of community though
whatever you say
>>oy this goy doesn't even know about muh 'cord cabal where I employed pedos and kikes as jannies!
meds and sproke NOW
>4chan is a bastion of honesty
:(
>hmu when the janny 'p goonsesh is over :)
🤝 you got it, g
/qa/
/brabant/
i can sense the donkey-shit covered Slavic hands that typed this post
/zellig/
(Pats next to her on the sofa and puts a hand on her chest, her long eye lashes bashing) 9 replies omitted.
(crushes you with our bare hands)
Go back to discord roleplay groupchat😭💀🙏
(casts a spell that makes you have 2 heads)
You'd be thanking me when your government sends you to the frontlines.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
/zellig/
/zellig/
/brabant/
WARNING SNCA AHEAD
I think its very interesting how the soysphere reflects real world politics and ideology. It can be reasonably assumed that a majority of soyteens and the higher ups who rule those soyteens (i.e jannies, mods, admins) would identify as fascist and the way that reflects in how the site is run. in many ways the site is run how a fascist dictatorship is run.
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Ultranationalism: The sharty has an incredibly strong cultural identity within
it. to be accepted in the sharty you must use soyjaks(duh),
you must not proclaim interests that go against their
culture(i.e tranime, troonslop, nigger-rap), you are
expected to have certain irl political beliefs
(being right wing) and you are frowned upon for having
sympathy for other nations (splinters) -
One-Party Totalitarian state- this goes for most websites but the janny cabal
is generally acting under one political belief
(sootism, kuzism, quotism, etc...) at the behest
of all powerful individual(the owner) and they
often use propaganda to indoctrinate their
subjects(splinter false-flags) -
Palingenesis- similar to how hitler called back to the Germanic-warriors of
old without necessarily actually adopting their beliefs the
sharty does a similar thing. they often call back to the /qa/
and soot eras without actually adopting their beliefs. for
example, zellig was always /qa/ culture but the sharty now hates
it, why is it that way? similar to how fascist purged what they
saw as decadent the sharty purges what it views to be against
their ideal vision of a soyteen so for that so for hat reason
anime and zellig had to be purged as they did not fit the ideal.
now for this specific process i doubt this is by the
administration but rather it is just natural selection.
i was going to include more reasoning behind these claims but it was too long so feel free to ask me in the replies
2 replies omitted.ive also thought about it in the sense that compared to an actual fascist society where people might just be putting on an act so they don't get killed, almost everyone on the sharty has a degree of ideological fervor which definitely makes these attributes more pronounced
Fucked up the formatting award
The third point has some ground to stand on but you forget what actually happened and it's that the soicacas of 2023 naturally converged towards the new admin: Doll. And what did he do? He started to be a massive rulecucker leading the site like shit. But since he was the admin that put him above such things. Keep doing something for enough time and you end up with our situation, the purges did happen but not for 'zellig and not naturally, it was 100% the fault of the admins
it all culminates that ze shardy is riterarry 1984
now that i think of that it makes sense and only serves to strengthen my analogy
/zellig/
i thought it was pretty cool and the reasoning you gave about mymys condition made sense
Aw... thanks Zaryan.
SLAP
>...
/zellig/
It's an imageboard sister, even women say awful things on imageboards.
/q/
Nametrannies ARE insufferable
Even doe im a namefag here's my plan
- Restrict namefield to qa and drenthe
- Ban Cobsontalks for being useless waste of space for this website
/qa/
/brabant/
Explain this 5 replies omitted.
It's voluntary, it's their choice. Nobody gives a shit about it rn because le war. Ofc this is not normal but this is an isolated unique case.
It's voluntary like aborting the clump of cells at the thrembonigger week
Yes but it's not a common practice, just a unique case. The funniest thing is that she's forced to do this because of the "uchylanty" aka those who refuse to mobilize
Yeah nigger go back to your 5m² apartment in Rome or Milano and enjoy your AIDS-Nigger heaven
/q/
/qa/
/zellig/
/zellig/
One of the three sisters and the main character of this work. He has severe messy hair.[2]
He is from Belgium and is a hikikomori .[3]
First of all, delusion about friends is too much[4] I also have ADD and social phobia, so I don't get along well with My My and Coco.[5] Because of this, while making an assignment, Coco and Coco exploded in an argument and said, "It's better than not having parents."
Everyone calls me from Belgium, but I correct that I am from Brabant .[6]
Among the three sisters, Coco was especially burdened, so there was even a sign prohibiting Coco entry in front of the room.[7]
It seems to be satirizing typical hikikomori and regional discrimination in Belgium and the Netherlands.
Watching yaani alone is like satirizing otaku.
In the West, some say she resembles Tomoko Kuroki.
One of the three sisters in this work.
Born in South Africa , she is the most flexible and kind person among the three sisters, as well as the eldest sister.
He seems to have a broad view of the humanities, but he is not good at computers.[8]
He seems the most calm, but turns violent when angry. When the monitor goes out of taste just by pressing the keyboard, it is thrown to the ceiling, or when Mai Mai continues to provoke the teacher, it is stopped by throwing a wad of paper. When Maya said, "Better than no parents," she held Maya out her window and grabbed only the laces of her hoodie, screaming "I ca n't hear an apology, Maya!" ' and made the highest level of threat. Because of this, as the episode progresses, the clear-eyed nature stands out.
However, apart from this, the reputation seems to be quite good, with classmates protesting that 'Coco is not at fault' and sending messages of encouragement to Coco who stays and makes assignments.[9]
I am ignorant of such things . A pitiful misfortune arose when Maya's Internet records (History) were mistaken for presentation materials needed for a History class, and the video was exported as it is.[10]
First of all , it seems to be a satire on Afrikaner , but he is from South Africa and has a bit of a bad head. Judging by the fact that he is smoking a pipe and wearing Boer clothing on his YouTube profile , it seems that he is satirizing the society of low-educated and violent Boers .[11]
In Maya's imagination, she appears as a Disney princess.
One of the three sisters in this work.
japan I am from Nagasaki .
Beyond his lust for power, he has a strong imperialistic personality and seems to want to revive the dictatorship and slavery.[12]
Whenever he mentions that he is from Japan, he denies that he has any trauma about his place of origin.[13]
For example, showing a class newspaper written about Japanese animation, calling Maya's anime "degenerate oriental animation"[14] , In order to hide that he is an Asian, he dyes his hair and even wears contact lenses.[15]
It seems to be a satire on Tal-Asia, the Dutch East India Company, imperialism, and racial discrimination. Tal-a-Asia can be inferred from the Japanese culture or bad feelings about the place of origin.
For reference, Nagasaki Prefecture, which is said to be her birthplace, has historically had many exchanges with the Netherlands and was frequently visited by the Dutch. In fact, there is a Dutch-style village in Nagasaki Prefecture.
The flag I personally own is also the flag of the Dutch East India Company , but in fact, the Dutch East India Company had exchanges with Japan in Dejima, Nagasaki.
The imperialist tendencies probably satirize Japanese militarism (or Nazism or fascism) or Dutch colonial policies. Also, racist drips about Belgium are often hit.
He is a character who often uses black humor like this, but when Coco and Maya argue or when Coco uses force, he becomes very calm.
First of all, it is popular with Coco, who has an innocent image, probably because of the gap moe that does not suit her cute appearance.
Unlike Coco and Maya, there are many fan art with gunman concepts, probably because of the image of shooting with a toy gun in the work.
In Maya's imagination, he appears as SpongeBob.
/qa/
/zellig/
And you may fund yourself, in another channel on Massadownie
And you may fund yourself, behind the greatest animation on Youtube since ASDF
And you may fund yourself, in an Ongezellig thread, with a lot of paypig art
And you may trust yourself, well, how did Sam get so rich? 4 replies omitted.
Get out nufag
We all know you are CHOPPED CHIN
Rockin' the trust. fund. base, geg it's gino trust. fund. base
Rockin' the trust. fund. base, Foenkie seething on discord
The project's been cancelled again, after the Sam has paid
Studio Massa trust. fund. base, Sam Tollenaar's early life
And you may trust yourself, why did Ongezellig get cancelled?
And you may trust yourself, why has he no wife or kids?
And you may band yourself, this is not the Japsterdam
And you may band yourself, this is not my faildox
/qa/
I watched it when I was a little ass child. And I didn't finish watching this series because I was disappointed with how obsessed it was with sex. Nothing more but a bad experience.
/zellig/
Zijn er echte mensen uit Nederland hier in Soyzellig, Ik weet dat de meerderheid van de menses hier geen Nederlands is, dus ik ben benieuwd weie dat is.
En ik ben zlef geen Nederlands persoon mar ik vind het taal daar heel geweldig
/brabant/
>Atheistsissies
marge
I don't know what happened to the video, a fix.
/qa/
zaryans, zarty gamenight
>go bonk.io
>click custom game
<>look for room "Zaryans zemmy" with "zellig" password
we zaryans play slop ball game lol
i played on sharty a while ago and im fine
>read "P2P ready" implying its peer to peer connection
/zellig/
...
/zellig/
<And that always why you turn off your fucking computer whenever I walk in, that's why you always turn off your monitor?
>Uhh... that's another thing... I kinda uhh watch porn, relating to highschool girls..
<WHAT? WHAT??
>It's called 'zelling.
<WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU- WHAT?!? Are you fucking with me?
>No, it's called 'zelling dad.
<Shut the fuck up. >It's called 'zelling, okay! It's a natural thing!
<You're fucking with me, I know it!
>No!! I'm not!!
<There is no w-oh my god.. there is no way.. >It's-It's called 'zelling dad it's-it's something every Zaryan does, okay?
<Every..Okay. So, you're not a homosexual, you're a fucking a pedophile, okay!
>NOO! 1 replies omitted.
/qa/
Are you a StalkerGOD but hate stalker for being a barely functioning mess with shit AI and broken mod support?
Do you like Fallout but are you tired of it being soyslop for the masses?
I present to you the METRO SERIES, a soulful trio of games that take itself seriously and tells the story of how humans survive in this spine-tingling post apocalyptic world. It features
>Nazis (keyed)
>Commies (dying) (also keyed)
>Wholesome sisa foids
>A24 story writing
It's surprisingly not as popular as one might expect it to be 6 replies omitted.
Well it's allowed in Russia, so it can't be that bad. Whatever,I get to larp as slave courier and have a SISA wife, I'm happy.
I also suggest playing on the hardest difficulties since the game isn't that hard
/zellig/
Thanks Foenkie for chiming in but the BBC domination session is held on /co/ not here