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posting this here because this is the only good splinter 3 replies omitted.
Are you on mobile? FrVVt leaks over mobiledata from time to time
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/qa/ already exists as a board, which kinda acts like what it originally was in 4cuck.
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Are we that cancerous? 6 replies omitted.
Yeah I guess you're right
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it's a path of no return, once you become an ongezigger, you'll always be an ongezigger
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-Motto of Dutch East India Company
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why doesn't anyone here post things that happen on studio massa's discord? surely massa must say something related to ongezellig that would be useful
i can only think of 3 scenarios for this
> their discord is boring as hell and nothing ever happens
> someone inside their discord just didn't have the idea/didn't look up anything about the state of ongezellig
> we're all poor and don't have 10 dollars to pay petjeaf
I found it, but apparently it's from before studio massa canceled ongezellig, right?
https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/9940
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uhhh broken link
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I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.
But how? How can all 10 users of this website achieve such a massive feat? I believe that we can manage, and if we coordinate ourselves with our Zaryans abroad in /co/, /soy/, /qa/ and elsewhere, we can attain the goal of making Ongezellig popular and building a vibrant community that Massa can take as inspiration to continue.
ITT: We formulate a plan to get all Ongezellig deels to 1,000,000 views each. Drop your ideas below, because we will revive this show or die trying.
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it's alright, they are perfect.
OP? 9th of october 2023. you can check by hovering over the "1 year ago" text.
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Rings a little hollow considering almost every nushit here uses discord on the regular
That's why it was established in the first place, if there was no need for it, the image wouldn't have been made
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The scene changes to NAZgard seen standing in a circle of smoking pits. Zoot is inside, eyes closed, hand held over the zorb which is glowing with flames
ZOOT VOICE OVER: The soysphere is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of NAZgard......and Brimdor? To stand against the might of Zoot and REDACTED......and the union of the two 'cord servers?
The camera pans over Shartycord and takes our eye up the chatlog until it reaches the first message by REDACTED at the top
ZOOT VOICE OVER: Together, my Lord REDACTED...... we shall rule all the Image Boards.
The zems of NAZgard are being ripped down, and thrown into the pits. Zoot is seen walking through watching the ziggers feed the furnaces, molten iron being poured into the "comment" field and naz posts and rage baits being made.
ZOOT VOICE OVER : The Old World will burn in the fires of industry. The zems will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the NAZ coal and the baits...... and the iron fists of the Zigger. We have only to remove those who oppose us.
Zoot watches as yet another pet nigger is born from the ground.
ZOOT: I want them armed and ready to march within two weeks!
ZIGGER: But, my lord, there are too many! They cannot all be armed in time, we don't have the means.
ZOOT: Build more twitter accounts, attract more troon migrants, work in MS Paint night and day.
ZIGGER: We don't have enough 'p to feed the ziggers!
SARUMAN: The Pages of Foenkie's Boorugorn lies on our doorstep. Download the posts!
ZIGGER: Yes...
Back inside NAZgard, Zoot is talking to a /co/ user
/CO/OMER: We will fight for you.
ZOOT: Swear it.
The /co/omer cuts his palm
/CO/OMER: We will die for Zoot.
Zoot is outside now, surrounded by a group of /co/omers
ZOOT: The chuds took your lands! They drove your people into other shows to scratch a living off non-zellig troonslop.
/CO/OMER: Murderers!
ZOOT: Take back the show they stole from you. Burn every chuddy place!
The /co/omers cheer and run off.
They are seen running into a Zarty village with walls of texts about how chuds are the reason ongezellig got cancelled.
ZOOT VOICE OVER: We have only to remove those who oppose us... It will begin in the Zarty. Too long have these racists stood against you. But no more.
A Zaryan lady (Agartha) is seen saddling a horse and beckons to her zildren
AGARTHA: Nate! Nate! You take your sister. You'll go faster with just two.
EVA BRAUN: Papa says Nate must not ride Impjack. He is too big for him.
Agartha lifts the children onto the horse
AGARTHA: Listen to me. You must ride to the Shemmy and raise the alarm. Do you understand me?
NATE: Yes, Mama.
Eva Braun starts to cry
EVA BRAUN: I don't want to leave. I don't want to go, Mama.
AGARTHA: (holding Eva Braun's face) Eva, I will find you there.
Agartha glances at the running people and sees the masses of Wildmen coming into the village
AGARTHA: Quickly! (the children ride off) Go, child.
As the children look back they see the village being burnt and the villagers being attacked by /co/omers and pet niggers
ZOOT VOICE OVER: The Zarty, my lord......is ready to fall.
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Give me at least one reason to come back here. 26 replies omitted.
pet niggers are the only interesting thing we've had in months, finally shaking up the routine in this rotting carcass of a website
That's false, as a Dec 5th newfag I was completly not intrested in those twitter and petnigger dramas and was chilling in new boorru and ppf threads instead
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unrelated but important QUICK vote on the pinned poll "no" 3 replies omitted.
It's going to be so rigged anyways, Fr✡️✡️t doesn't care about transparency
>Your IP address currently does not meet the requirements to vote on polls.
What a rulecucked brimstone
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and so the zarty is spammed by this subhuman, zoot do something
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If you mean LITERALLY the start of January, then I would get in way tf early in on the r/wallstreetbets shit during the Gamestop Stock shit so I would have an easy million on me already
<t. has never dealt with stock and trading in his fucking life
After that I'd probably either move to the US so I wouldn't have to deal with Europe/Dutch horseshit with taxes too much or stay behind and just focus on making animated content on YTShorts/TikTok so that I can build an audience quickly without the need for too much time and work. I could also stream and set up donos for viewers who want to watch me game or draw, but if I'm feeling really desperate I could do either of those things with a V-Tumor avatar just to get the parasocial simps to drop more cash on me. Also set up crypto wallets because like hell banks and kiked out censored platforms could platform my ass if I'm willing to accept TTD and keyed racism from my audience.
I would slowly turn Ongezellig into Ongezelty, also delete massadownie
this is the only correct answer
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@admins
@jannies
did you guys remove the subject field because of me?
>ZOOOOTTT
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Sweatshop workers' blood sweat and tears went into this blanket
europoor obsession DNI