Overboard

are you preparing anything funny for april fqqls?

i hate that my sister tries to include me in everything, but somehow despite desperately desiring to be isolated from everyone, i would feel even more dejected if she left me alone, like i supposedly desire.
it's so infuriating being completely incapable of creating any bonds with anyone, anywhere, and then pitied by someone who has literally everything i want and NEED...
i just wanna scream at her sometimes. 12 replies omitted.

Zoot shemmycucks are invading do something to save the site from brimstoning

>NOOOO IT'S LE RULECUCKEDERINO
>WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME POST MY SHEMMY CULTURE

>2025
>Go to the zarty
>Get immediately redirected to BLACKED.COM (page is translated in Bulgarian)
>Coco racebait flashes across the screen and my credit card credentials automatically fill out the fields in the login page
>Close the 1488 new tabs and automatic downloads
>Finally manage to reach /zellig/, the board where all my discord friends reside
>'p link on page 1, skipped
>open the agugu thread
>tons and tons of .gif all with a simple caption
>"Agugu will always be a gem"
>The gifs cut out to tranny rape porn after a while
>Change threads and post in the only one where the last reply isn't from 2 days ago
>Try to reply to a guy defending an AOC below 14 years of age
>Post window gives "Your request took to long to submit and didn't go through" 4 times in a row
>Finally manage to post after sacrificing a part of my liver to Zoot and chanting the entirety of the Ongezellig script in Flemish
>Refresh like a maniac expecting an immediate response
>Didn't get any, change boards
>Go to /qa/
>It's all shemmy immigrants, posting about their autistic obsessions
>Site crashes
>Reload
>Check /raid/, read the first thread
>"We should dox this literal who tranny because xhe didn't send me photos of his massive FUTA just for being an incel loser. I also browse r/zellig"
>Nothingburger, I move on
>Mymy racebait flashes across the screen for 1 second after opening up /v/
>There's a hub for different games now
>Choose the schoolocaust one
>My home phone suddenly rings as soon as I click on that
>"You have to pay a fee to play this experience."
>Alright
>Play and manage to get a 2:53, not good not bad
>In the meantime I check /zellig/ again, and see that some janny decided to leak my entire post history and use a redtext edit on my own post
>It reads "OH I AM A NORMALCUCK YES I AM A NORMALCUCK"
>Whatever
>Post a shitty 'jak+'zellig video I've made a couple of days ago
>"Only .webm files are supported"
>Waste 3 hours converting it
>Finally post it
>Get 1 reply
>"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PEDO!!!" - PINGAS MAN!
>Report it
>Nice.reddit.jpg
>In the meantime someone makes a post about R_Terra
>I reply expressing my distaste for that guy
>Get banned permanently
>"You've been a little too real for our trans kween."
>There's 'p attached to the image ban pic
>"Greet the feds for me"
>My computer starts to overheat, probably because of the dataminers Zuz put on the website
>Blue screen of death
>Ok
>Use my phone, decide to open (((Youtube))) in search of new zems
>Find something that isn't an Ongezellig AI Cover
>It's a poorly edited sonnenrad on a still image of Mymy
>I reply "zem"
>App immediately freezes
>Redirects me to my browser and forces me to take a "Good Goy test" due to the last comment I've made
>My IP is also flashing brightly on top of the screen, with a timer counting down from 3 minutes
>"Pierre comments on the fact that there are too many black people in the neighbourhood. Has he infringed on our Terms of Service?"
>Choose "Yes"
>Get rewarded with 13 Youtube Social credits and my name 3 positions higher on the Community Social Acceptance Index
>Tired of Youtube, decide to check Twitter instead
>Search for "Ongezellig"
>Project ROY has been outed for posting 'p again, but they swear the comic is getting done before September 2026
>The rest is just coaly OC
>Reply to a random post saying "Brimstone"
>Someone knocks on my door
>It's Zoot himself
>He speaks in a very accented English
>He's demanding me to become part of his own animator team to continue Zigle Zogle
>"But didn't you cancel it?"
>He says it's just a money laundering scheme to actually get Massa to pick up Ongezellig again
>I try to remind him that Massa died of cancer around September 2024
>Doesn't listen, he takes me by force
>I am never heard of again 7 replies omitted.

gif testing thread

OHNONONONONONONONO MAYASHITS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG 273 replies omitted.

Salutations
So many moralfags 16 replies omitted.

Snow white? More like shit brown

I think. I miss, Kate?. 1 replies omitted.

+=DE 'ZARTY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY INVITED TO McSoy=+
<
+=IP:MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE=+
+=DYNMAP: http://185.155.220.111:8123=+==
(Requires login through "/dynmap webregister")
>Version 1.12.2
>No mods
>it's vanilla, plugins, towny.
>You can wage wars against each other on a world map.
>plugins, guns etc..
>cracked
+=——————————————————————=+
MINECRAFT SERVER, MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE
>Is it owned by mist?
no
>Do you need mods?
no
/RTP to get out of spawn
+=——————————————————————=+
+=MANY OTHER SOYSPHERE SPLINTERS HAVE BEEN INVITED, THIS INCLUDES THE SWINNY, NUTTY, SIDTY, AND SOME OTHERS OFZOIETS.=+== 12 replies omitted.

<<I think. I miss, Kate?.

Another TTD classic 46 replies omitted.

TTD

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04sX7m1BKxY&pp=ygUFYWd1Z3U%3D 3 replies omitted.

https://www.getekendereep.com/
No mention of Ongezellig, at least none about the video itself.

Kiss the boer, the farmer 18 replies omitted.

what do the zaryans think of dennys 28 replies omitted.

Do pajeetsissies really? 12 replies omitted.

Another shitalian L