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I've tried doing something different than usual.
>inb4 post discarded
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>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
And i MEAN needs.
If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag, 23 replies omitted.
>Adam is Chinese
>Goof is Hungarian
>evendoe Adam literally looks like a direct descendant of Attila and not like a bugman chink
>>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
>So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
>And i MEAN needs.
>If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag,
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Hello loyal and trusted Zaryans.
Today we have decided that within the next 72 hours, if you have a good enough post history and you write an email to zartyappeals@gmail.com, you might be the lucky winner of a janitor position (you do it for free). Follow the provided footsteps and you will become an official janitor.
Now, why? We have been a bit short on jannies when it comes to amerimutt hours, some time ago malicious links had been up for 4 entire hours due to lack of mutt jannies.
So, step up and be counted, show the world that you're a man.
God bless!
Applications are now closed, thanks a lot to all who applied!
8 replies omitted.last 2 'p links were around 12 AM- 1:30 AM for me.. (i live in muttland)
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Tell me what do you see?
Yes, I've lost my mind.
Daddy looking at me
Will I ever be free?
Have I crossed the line?„ ~ Tatu. All The Things She Said 17 replies omitted.
>>25829
As someone else already said
"Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6."
She’d most likely cope with it decently well after two weeks, but it would probably take years for her to go a day without thinking about it, there’s no way she’d simply forget about it. Her sisters mean the world to her.
You also have to consider that this isn’t a natural death, this is a suicide. There’s a good chance she’d be racked with guilt and reflect on her treatment of Maya; contemplating all the ways she could’ve improved her interactions with her and potentially divert her from suicide.
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Deel 7 was already out doebeit unoffical. but its convincing imo it looks and feels exactly like massa
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bro must feel like oppenheimer but instead of inventing the atomic nvke he invented the zellignvke
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Sacrifice Belgian children to Mymy
Sacrifice Bantu children to Coco
Sacrifice Chinese children to Maya
Sacrifice Schoppenboer children to Vera
>"Huh, why I can't like this reply?"
>Writes to Zoot on personal email
>"Zooooooooot fix it I can't like"
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>>235
TEST: SUCCESSFUL
TRVST DE PLAN.......
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but the longest one i did on my phone took like 3 weeks
I have never made a shitpost or high quality OC I’m only here to find some gemmy bait strategies
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i wont zaryan
Liglish 'rald, keep it up
ultra gemi!
I am going insane about heer zemeraldness!!!
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7 past interplatforms it will go to, including this one, what it now is. The finality admin, the sixth one took over the soyparty 5 years due this message.
He milked the gems dry, the coal growed strenghtier.
As of the 24 of september of 2036 the interplatform known as soyparty.com, as former Soyjak.party had been milked dry of gems.
With no gems to send, all activity de-expressed.
The interplatform is almost dead, a finality of image boards.
Remember of this message, as once the admin whose name begins with an L and ends with a E takes over, it is all done with and the bjornstones with be let flown. 12 replies omitted.
its because there weren't any attractive pics of coco posted. a tall, blond, white girl like Coco is what triggers the racebait mindcontrol virus, the other girls not so much
That sucks because sisa and I want to post pictures of xer
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this joke has been bothering for months, it left me with quite a few questions. why would masturbation, especially from a girl, cause so much audible creaking that people in adjacent rooms can hear it? does she finger herself so furiously that it rocks her? is it her legs excessively trembling and convulsing from the pleasure? is it a result of her thrusting her hips in an attempt to amplify the sensation? all of these inquiries stem from the assumption that Massa even intended this to be a joke about masturbation, and if it that wasn’t his intent, then what was he was trying to imply?
maybe it’s best to stop thinking about a it. it’s just a joke and Massa probably didn’t put that much thought into it.
My theory is that because she does nothing all day it takes her forever to fall asleep so she rolls around in bed for a long time
it might’ve been a red herring joke that was never fully realized, sort of like the death of Coco’s parents. we’d assume she’s doing something naughty when she’s actually doing something more innocent.
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<reddit space
<youtube space >So that means:
>No more "TND", no more "yuo", no more "spine tingling", no more "bone chilling", unfortunately no more "gems" of any kind (sorry, cortex), no more "⚡", no more "ZWABAG", no more "OMGSISA", no more "KINO", no more "built for ___", no more "coal", no more "kek" (if that's still a thing), no more "xe/xe/xem" (i don't even know why that's a thing but I know that it's related so stop it), AND ABSOLUTELY, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL THERE BE ANY "BWC/BBC/BZC/etc." 16 replies omitted.
Roos_Troon trying xher hardest to not say anything controversial is probably the best thing out of that post
yuo has nothing to do with to do with soyjaks or the sharty or soyzellig? maybe it does but i see no relation
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>No NSFW
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antigoon
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Also what else should I add if I'm missing anything in relation to zellig and the sharty? 14 replies omitted.
Is it really you who created the first ongezellig thread?
watched and joined zellig Community in toddler era
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Why my post can not longer belong to me?
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I mean, my posts take too long to send and I have to reload the page several times and then they send but not from me.
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And, afterall, is it even a problem or I am acting too paranoicaly towards this?
It happens even sometimes when I'm waiting. Doe, it's not such a problem, but still annoying.
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ZARYANS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01e1660131 4 replies omitted.
>Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
>Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
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>janny applications open up
>i send an email
>"We analyzed your post history and saw that atleast 50% of your posts involve colored cocks, but we're desperate so"
>i get the janny discord link
>i join, in the member list i see 17 people including Zoot, Zuz and some other people i surprisingly recognize like r_terra and mikebullet
>i notice a channel named #csam
>All 17 mods discussing ways of kidnapping and raping children, pages and pages of cp
>i get scared and leave the server
>i get dm'd with my house address, "You betrayed us and you will suffer the consequences"
>go outside obviously scared
>a man named Zoll arrives and blows my face off with a shotgun
does this ever happen to you? 5 replies omitted.
original gem if that matters
also I’m trans
Use Convertio to get those pedoWebms, it's the mostly red website
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Sometimes the vocals break a bit too much, but it's expected since the song has very high vocals, overall better than some of the first attempts I've made. Used the 650 version btw
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it's all made up, i don't know of any instance of babyjak that would have a link actually leading to 'p
never browsed sharty award... just a month ago people were freaking out
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Testing? In MY thread? It's more likely than yuo think……………
cute and funny post
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>>2427
Stop larping as a Dutch and turn off your VPN
Nobody will believe that there's a Dutch on the site about Dutch cartoon series
TRVKE
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Attention this is a continuation of the topic:
https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/26708.html
Guys, I think I found something! This church could be added by Masse as an Easter egg, as this temple may be modeled after Van Gogh's church in Etten-Leur. I suspect that the action of "Ongezellig" could take place in Brabant, but the easiest way would be to simply ask Massa himself where the action of this universe takes place. If someone is bored, they should also look for a similar church in smaller towns on Google Earth - it would make the investigation easier.
18 replies omitted.yeah, my blood is Dutch, and i grew up there for a small portion of my life.
To the author of the picture.
I don't understand why you share it first and then delete it, after all, it's a gem of gems. It raises a very important issue, which is depression and suicide.
This is the kind of art I need!
Maya is a tragic character who needs help!
coal
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gem that made the faggots shoot themselves in the head and order their staff to burn the body
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Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?
What is this post mane ☠
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>You are both too stupid to understand the meaning of my post
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Idk about what they would listen to, but I know what they would sing.
...Especially Mymy.
Also, as far as I remember, there's AI covers of songs like that on the site (in very old threads from yet 2023). Maybe it's slightly offtopic, but whatever.
im gonna add one more to mymy...
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Is this the same thing with zelligniggers?
What is this post mane ☠
6 replies omitted.Dis nigga forgot to leave xis sage, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
pic attached incase you delete it
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>You are both too stupid to understand the meaning of my post
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<No. We will be using more computational power than was required to render the Cars (2006) movie to synthesize a low quality AI voice of a Korean girl playing a Japanese girl pretending to be a Dutch girl reading out skibidi toilet lore.
https://voca.ro/1ewxABqefoUI
the best part about AI will be putting girls in shows without having to deal with female VAs and their bullshit
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I thought about linking either the webseries or the imageboard whenever I post, I just hope that in a couple of months this effort will pay off
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First is some faggot who joined like a month ago and got banned for his posts
second reads like a joke
>baits with wall of text making you think he's about to justify it
>calls them all perverts at the end
Even then, he isn't technically wrong, just bad optics
Third is some easily faked cord screenshot by a minor no one cares about
>>27465
This is an image board, There is no discord, kill yourself.
Jaki confirmed the third one though, even then he shouldn't really do that because even if he is a minor or whatever the fuck, trolls aren't really going to care
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that black nigga's ass ain't continuing anything, that mf be doing dutch iceberg or sum shit, nigga get ur ass off that iceberg and continue with the show that has a decent fandom aigh???
Charity is just another word for money laundering geg, those bucks never go where intended
5 stages of grief:
denial
anger
bargaining <-- YOU ARE HERE
depression
acceptance <-- But long overdue for this