Overboard

All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
If I was in LA (if I was in LA)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees)
And I pretend to pray (I pretend to pray)
You know the preacher like the cold (preacher like the cold)
He knows I'm gonna stay (knows I'm gonna stay)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
If I didn't tell her (if I didn't tell her)
I could leave today (I could leave today)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day 9 replies omitted.

Add Yana to the captcha because she's the face of Ongezellig 3 replies omitted.

I don't think it's adobe animate, it could be toonboom harmony but im not too sure. does anyone know? 2 replies omitted.

does anyone know how to get a girlfriend? 85 replies omitted.

Why has the sharty been down for days? Did Quote JSID?

would mymy, maya and coco be considered a "foid"? 9 replies omitted.

i found this old video i made back in 2024, time flies quickly zaryans, post your oldest piece of zellig media you have o algo 20 replies omitted.

>maya is literally me 15 replies omitted.

>RIPS FROM THAT FUCKING BONG AAHHHHHHHHH MAAAAAAAAAAAAN... Tyrone? TYRONE!?! STOP FUCKING MY NAZI BITCH WIFE AND GET YOUR FAT BLACK ASS IN HERE YOU FUCKING N- OH, THERE YOU ARE. TYRONE MY BO- I MEAN... FRIEND... I JUST FINISHED LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, FUCK HE IS AN ABSOLUTE MUSICAL GENIUS THE WAY HE MAKES PERFECTION WITH RANDOM SOUNDS... BUT UH... OH YES! I HEARD YOUR NEW JUNGLE BEATS ON THE RADIO AND AM NOT VERY HAPPY. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MENTION GD? TYRONE IVE TOLD YOU GD IS AN INVENTION OF THE WHITE DEVIL TO KEEP YOU DOWN AND FROM BREEDING MY FAT BITCH NAZI WIFE. I ALSO NOTICED YOU USED THAT NAZI CHUD DOGWHISTLE "CANCEL". TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKIN NI- I... TOLD YOU THAT WORD IS USED BY THE CHUD ANTIVAXXERS TO SILENCE OPPISITION TO THE WHITE CHUD CABAL THAT CONTROLS THE COUNTRY AND PREVENTS THE BLACK MAN FROM SLAUGHTERING EVERY SINGLE WORTHLESS LITTLE DICK WHITE MALE LIKE MYSELF! HOW WILL WE EVER ESTABLISH A BLACK ETHNOSTATE AND SLAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE WHITE AND ENSLAVE THAT WEAK ONES AS SISSY SLAVES FOR THE GLORIOUS BLACK COCK IF YOU LET SOMETHING LIKE GD MAKE YOU WEAK? YAKUB IS THE ONLY GD YOU SHOULD WORSHIP TYRONE. HE HAS TALKED TO ME AND TOLD ME TO KILL YOU AND MY FAT NAZI SLAG WIFE IF YOU CONINTUE DOWN THIS PATH... IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? FOR MY WHITE BLUE EYED BLONDE NAZI WIFE IMPREGNATED WITH YOUR GODLIKE BLACK SEED TO DIE? BECAUSE I WLL DO IT. SHE ISNT THE FIRST NAZI BITCH I HAVE KILLED BECAUSE OF YOUR FAILURES. ILL FUCKING TEAR THAT INFIDEL BABY OUT OF HER NAZI WOMB AND EAT IT INFRONT OF YOU IF YOU KEEP LETTING THESE CHUDS INFLUENCE YOU FUCKING DUMB NIG- HA... YOU KNOW WHAT TYRONE... LET US JUST CALM... LET ME PUT SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMAON AND SMOKE SOME OF YOUR NIGGERLICIOUS DANK WEED. HA... YES... ONLY PURE STOCK LIKE YOU CAN MAKE WEED THIS GOOD... LET ME JUST GO GET MY FAT NAZI BITCH WIFE AND SHE CAN HAVE SOME TOO... HOPEFULLY IT WONT AFFECT YOU PERFECT GODLIKE BLACK SPAWN...
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Yana spotted in the wild? 2 replies omitted.

can you quit banning me on /drenthe/, i was talking about bwc but i was trolling the annoying boog avatarfaggot. quit banning me for trolling namefags, namefags should be bullied, impersonated, falseflagged and flamed off imageboards
and boog deserves to die. peace
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what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands 42 replies omitted.

>OH MY SCIENCE, TYRONE!!! I JUST SPOKE WITH MY JEWISH NEIGHBOR AND HE SAID HE'S GONNA MAKE THE US ARMY ATTACK ANOTHER SHITHOLE NEAR EUROPE AND FLOOD EUROPEAN COUNTRIES WITH EVEN MORE RAPEFUGEES!! THIS MEANS THAT, WHILE THE WHTES IN AMERICA ARE CONSTANTLY GIVING THEIR WOMEN TO BLACK BULLS TO CREATE MUTT CHILDREN, THE WHTES IN EUROPE ARE CONSTANTLY BEING REPLACED BY THE POC IMMIGRANTS. THIS IS SO HECKING EPIC!!!!! WE WHTE PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE DRIVEN EXTINCT SINCE WE SHARE BASICALLY ALL OF OUR DNA WITH HITLER AND THEREFORE WE'RE ALL NAZIS, AND WE ALSO CAN'T SING OR DANCE LIKE NIG- I MEAN BLACK ARYANS DO. WE WHTE PEOPLE SHOULD JUST WEAR KEK CAGES AND GIVE ALL OUR WOMEN TO BLACK BULLS LIKE I DO
>I'M SO HAPPY THAT WH*TE PEOPLE ARE GETTING RELACED, I'M GONNA TOAST MY GLASS OF HOT SAUCE TO IT TONIGHT WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE AND I PLAY ON MY NINTENDO SWITCH AS THE NEWEST ALBUM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update 87 replies omitted.

>TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE
>pauses disco elysium and looks behind him
>OH OH OH... OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!
>smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANY ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT
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make this in Gmod. it's coal but it was fun to make. 12 replies omitted.

all White women must be obese or petite! 6 replies omitted.

pc master race niggas be like
>dirty dark room
>completely alone
>6000$ pc
>only plays roblox-tier indie games
>doomscrolls on social media
>"battlestation" is just a gooncave
>lunch skipped, orders doordash
>ignores important work
>livingroom is just a hallway to the fridge 8 replies omitted.

hopefully mymy starts a racewar tonight 9 replies omitted.

Stinky nigger hands made this goyballs comic 102 replies omitted.

A wise man once told me:
>If you keep calling your child an ass, he will probably end up an ass
>If you keep calling your child a doctor, he will at least work at a hospital
True story btw 5 replies omitted.

made nu mymy 46 replies omitted.

>Blown away by the jew hate in this thread.
>Jews don’t lie, cheat, or steal. We make great neighbors and friends!

>jewish diaspora always integrate. We help the blacks and lesser privileged find affordable housing near you & build data centers.

>This is pure antisemitism.

New Update: Zarty brings you:
+Gems 25 replies omitted.

I am a fan of wrestling and began to wonder:
>what the sisters' moveset would be if they were professional wrestlers?
This is simply assuming that each of the girls in in proper shape and are all athletically capable of wrestling in a professional setting. Saying shit like "Coco would win because she's strong" do not apply here because this is a scenario where they are all strong, and simply have different ways of fighting!
Also I'm calling their moves based on what they are currently called in order to prevent confusion, but I might come back and name them.
The Moves in
>Green
are shown in the images here
<Wrestlingspace
Maya:
Would probably be the most agile considering her thinness and her great speed. Would likely wear their opponent down by making opponents chase her, wearing down their stamina until they're easy targets for various moves until they are unable to fight back.
Signature 1: Running Knee
Signature 2: Shooting Star Press
Submission: Ankle Lock
>Finisher: Tornado DDT
<Wrestlingspace
Coco:
Probably the strongest in brute power. Would win by manhandling opponents until they simply cannot fight back
Signature 1: Spear
Signature 2: German Suplex
Submission: Kirifuda Clutch
>Finisher: Pop-Up Powerbomb
<Wrestlingspace
Mymy:
Would probably be the most "exploitative" by using creative and unconventional methods to get in a hit or get out of danger, and will somtimes cheat to make their time easier (Kind of like Eddie Guerrero)
Signature 1: Backstabber
Signature 2: Superkick
Signature 3: Illegal hit with a foreign object
Submission: Koji Clutch
>Finisher: Zig-Zag
<Wrestlingspace
Do these make sense? Do their moves match their style well? Does this matter? What do you all think? 31 replies omitted.

this thread is for my Reddit tear memes
Sorry 22 replies omitted.

Would Mymy watch this 1 replies omitted.

Admin, whoever you are, please do not move this thread away from this board. It is important for this to be here so more people see it.
Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord. 81 replies omitted.

>the male loneliness crisis in question 1 replies omitted.

This board is very calm.. 2 replies omitted.

>If you’re asking what would have happened if Adolf Hitler had control of or influence over the British Broadcasting Corporation during World War II, the short version is: it would have been a massive propaganda amplifier—but not a game-changer in the way people sometimes imagine. 27 replies omitted.

>If by "Sicilian Epsteinism" you mean the cluster of ideas in your bullet points—elite sexual transgression, anti-traditional social engineering, contempt for ordinary people, white replacement conspiracism and occultism—then that is not an accurate description of the philosophy of Julius Evola.

>>number
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what program does Massa use to make his Music?

lol

>THE HECKIN' 4CUCK INCELERINOS ARE LE BAD!
YOU VVILL GEM UP THIS VIDEO 12 replies omitted.

A few hours ago, Kanye West/Ye announced a concert I. The Neatherlands On June 6 of this year after his concert in Mexico.

Considering how in the 13 years since his previous concert there that ongezellig released, would it be Jimmy if we hijacked the concert with some selling gemmies.

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>no exclamation mark
>Yelled
What is Mymy just Mogging Maya at this point? 2 replies omitted.

Does anybaldi want to play paintball with me?
https://www.onlinegames.io/xtreme-paintball-wars/
>inb4 dataminer 19 replies omitted.

what is Bulgarian Mymy drinking? 2 replies omitted.

GEG 20 replies omitted.

Holy kek look at this science lover lolcow
Not one minute in and i'm already laughing my ass off 8 replies omitted.

Bob I can't upload funny ahuhu ai slop to the ru cause the file is too big
189.9 MB =max is 100 MB

what can I do?!

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i want to marry vivian 42 replies omitted.

Hi

We need to teach men of this world that they need to stop giving so much attention to women, they need to stop simping at them so much. This is where hypergamy comes from, from the huge imbalance between the amount of unsolicited attention women receive simply by existing and the amount men receive. This is obviously a thing as old as time. In the Middle Ages, men literally fought to the death in tournaments for women's attention, but these days it's greatly amplified by social media and portals like OnlyFans. It's terrifying how much people spend on OnlyFans, and what the disparity in experience on Tinder looks like between women and men, for example. Men need to be taught not to give women so much attention, to be able to curb their urges and not reward just any, uninteresting woman with their time. This kind of shit causes most of the problems in modern male-female relationships. 22 replies omitted.

gigachads listen to this

this is my new varient oil jack
i think itt is gem do you

Anybody has archives of Studio massa's Live streams while he was working on zellig

also can anybody find that one gif I mymy looking right and left really fast like the one shown here but it's looped I can't find it anywhere on the booru

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Found this soy folder image from an archived 2021 thread, it has good soys, i'll post the ones i already hvae and you post the ones that i dont have okay??? 7 replies omitted.